1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

when your wife says things to you like "why don't you watch porn on the internet like regular men"!!!!

 

When you search box rec for the schedule of upcoming fights in order to see if the card is going to be telivised so you can find it on sopcast

 

You struggle to follow MMA because of the different weight classes.,

 

I actually say this one a lot.

1) When you get into a fight with a kid and yell "You're scared of the real man, I'll **** you till' you love me ******"

2) When you argue with people that say that boxing sucks, and then you own them. :!:

3) When you get excited at every bit new that has to do with you're favorite fighter.

 

When ESB is your default home page

 

:thumbsup

 

huh lol do this al the time, i had a welsh taxi driver once and told him i saw some guy named joe box on tv, he thought i didnt know boxing then continued to tell me how joe is the greatest fighter to ever liveblood... made me laugh and sick at the same time :dead:dead

 

When someone reaches out to shake hands and you instinctively tuck yur elbows to protect from a body shot.

When you bob and weave in front of the TV while watching a fight.

 

some of these are hilarious
heep em coming

 

When you get a group of people to watch a PPV, following the fight when Lampley and Merchant are giving their final thoughts, all your friends are talking and fooling around while you're glued to the TV trying to hear what they have to say.

 

damn I just saw myself

 

You work out extra hard during the weeks leading up to a big fight involving your favorite fighter, because in the back of your mind you think it will help him win.

Yeah, I know how crazy that sounds.

 

when you read every post in this thread

 

• When you chose to watch Lewis-Klitschko rather than have sex with a girl with huge boobs and after the fight, you know you made the right decision!!
• You know how to spell Klitschko properly!!