1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Adaptation, Apr 3, 2008.


  1. kirk

    kirk l l l Staff Member

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    When you can name just about every cutman, trainer, and referee that you see on tv, and their current history of fights.
     
  2. kirk

    kirk l l l Staff Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl man i relate soooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awsome one man, i have to scoot like right next to the speaker sometimes so i can hear....
     
  3. ishy

    ishy Loyal Member Full Member

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    When a mate gets into a fight you start acting like a trainer.
    "Where's your jab?! JAB HIM!"
    "Ok, you've got the greater reach-STAY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!"
    "He's got a glass jaw,deck him!"

    However nobody knows what you're on about and look at you like you're a weirdo and the two guys just start grappling like mma.....
     
  4. Sandmanl337

    Sandmanl337 Pactard Full Member

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    I know that I'm too much into boxing because..

    01. I'll try to box my friends or family while commentating
    02. I watch too many boxing replays over and over
    03. When my boxer loses, I'm basically devastated.. it's like watching my team get stomped in the super bowl
    04. And when I have about 10 boxing sites and forums in my bookmarks and quick links
     
  5. Illmatic

    Illmatic Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :lol:
     
  6. thewoo

    thewoo Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    When you can identify a fighter just by looking at the back of his head
     
  7. BeReal

    BeReal Well-Known Member Full Member

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    When your friends ask you who your favorite comedian is, you say : Roger Mayweather
     
  8. tays001

    tays001 ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    you actually watch a john ruiz fight all the way through.

    just hoping he get's ko'd
     
  9. Samurai

    Samurai I lost an avatar bet Full Member

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    When playing other contact sports such as Football, when someone attempts to tackle you, you counter with a right uppercut followed by a left hook to the chin and start counting when they're down.


    :yep
     
  10. mightyd40

    mightyd40 Spartan Full Member

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  11. AliFrazier71

    AliFrazier71 Member Full Member

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    When you have a bunch of people over your house to watch a fight and you get pissed that they talk during a fight.
     
  12. Antwuan Maxx

    Antwuan Maxx Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    When in book stores, you feel the need to strategically spread copies of Boxing Digest out in front of MMA magazines. :yep
     
  13. pryorgatti

    pryorgatti Active Member Full Member

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  14. I_Neutral

    I_Neutral P4P Emeritus Full Member

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    When you think so much about an anticipated fight the next day that the night before you dream of the actual fight with the result you want when the real fight happens.

    Happens to me all the time and haven't been wrong since :good
     
  15. BeReal

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    Whenever you get a black eye, you fill a condom with water and put it on your eye so you can be like Mike Tyson.