3 undeniable reasons why Usyk won't be competitive against modern SHWs

I am actually glad to hear it, but you gave no indication that it was sarcasm. There is no wink. Stupider threads have been posted on this sight in all seriousness.

 

Right. Besides Usyk is no small man at 6'3" tall, 78" reach and 220 pounds. Did I mention he a south paw and will give orthodox fights trouble? Almost all of them. Lastly he beat super heavies in the amateurs ( Joyce ) and the pro's ( AJ ) both if whom are ranked the top ten currently.

 

That what makes it an effective bit of satire, imo. It utilizes the arguments used by the "size matters" crew, pretty much to the letter, but lists three super heavyweights that Usyk clearly defeated as an amateur. If you didn't know a bit about his history, you'd think @Big Ukrainian was dead serious.

It's the posting equivalent of deadpan humor.