360°: Ali Bogadinović Akhmedov vs. Jorge Escalante & Abraham Michael López vs. Gloferson Ortizo RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 2

    Teague is ducking and leaning away from Ceballo in the Philly shell but is getting tagged by the right hand at mid-range. Ceballo is starting to get closer and connect on his 1-2 and push Teague into the corner and up against the ropes. Teague caught ducking in place, his legs (and seemingly entire nervous system) frozen momentarily when Ceballo touches him even with partially blocked shots. Teague hurt badly just before the bell with a dive-bombing right hand from outside as Ceballo pursues.

    10-9 Ceballo

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  2. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Well, I was right, he took a knee after the bell. The ref waved it off.
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    All over, Ceballo wins RTD2.
     
  4. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol: fair enough, Huntsman & Goldberg it is. That sounds like the name of a company lol
     
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  5. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Not sure which ring girl I like more, I'm leaning towards the blonde.
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Take both, leave me Conte. :deal:
     
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  7. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    Bruh she’s 67?! I don’t give a **** if she’s 41 years older than me, she’d get it all day
     
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  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Abraham Michael López vs. Gloferson Ortizo, 6 rounds @ welterweight
     
  9. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    :lol: Masturbating with a cheese grater sounds about as appealing as listening to Whoopi's creaky old gravely voice whispering sweet nothings in my ear. Oofah.

    Mmmm, I had another unsavory idea, swap out Whoopi for Erin Burnett, who looks like an older Abby Huntsman, I'd pretend it was a mom and daughter threesome.:naughty2:
     
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  10. CST80

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    :lol: Yeah, I was just as shocked as you. Here I have been thinking she was like 55 or so.
     
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  11. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Conte's a terrible interviewer but she's rather hot, has a banging body, and she seems like a nice person. That's do me.
     
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  12. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    Ortizo lives around where I grew up, so I’ll be pulling for him even though he has one of the most padded records I’ve ever seen lol

    WAR ORTIZO!
     
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  13. PinoyProdigy

    PinoyProdigy Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Brian Viloria and Marvin Somodio in Ortizo's corner, interesting since Freddie is in Lopez's corner
     
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  14. CST80

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    Eh, keep her, something about her turns me off. Not quite sure why. I'll stick with Laura.:D
     
  15. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    López is circling and jabbing with Ortizo in the middle of the ring. López turning over a 1-2-3, backing Ortizo up with the finishing hook clanging against his lower jaw. Ortizo is punching with him but always just a half-step behind with his own jab & right cross, usually landing in a mitigated fashion a split-second after López does. Ortizo is stutter-stepping inside, using jab feints and nice footwork, but when he actually opens up and trades with López he gets the worst of it, dragging his fists as if through deep waters and throwing wide pendulous shots in the exchanges. López pushes Ortizo against the ropes with a jab and just narrowly misses with a hacksaw right hand from above, Ortizo trotting laterally along the ropes to dodge.

    10-9 López
     
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