49 year old Holyfield could roll out outta bed and take a dump and do ....

You wouldn't do better, you would get a single jab and either straight KO or run for your life

 

You're a ******.

You'd be carried out of the ring, the difference between world Championship fighters and bums like you is extreme. You're 238 and 'in shape' If you boxed Hopkins, you'd be carried out of the ring and carted to hospital, let alone the Heavyweight champion of the world.

 

Two threads bro? Really? Try watching Bowling or something then................

 

You would not do better Mormek. He is a great fighter at a little over 200 pounds.

Wladimirs jab would shake you to the core and that would be all she wrote.

One thing about the best of the best boxers is they can punch way harder then normal and take a harder punch to the head and body then normal. The boxers that seem to not have much power still punch harder then a normal man by far. And the boxers that seem to have glass chins have iron chins compared to the normal man.

 

Just saw Evander today.

Yup.

 

:deal

 

My man Holyfield would do much better against Wlad. Because Evander is the real mother****ing deal.

 

:deal

 

Prove it, get some fights under your belt and challenge him :deal

 

I doubt Baldwin could crack an egg:-(

Actually...

Yeah, Baldwin get your 238lb fat arse in the ring for the first time in your life, see how well you handle it, if you can still throw that 'bomb' you're dreaming of.

 

Mormeck would probably stop you in 1 round. srs

 

I agree with you in principle, except that Mormeck is NOT a great fighter at a little over 200 pounds. He was a great fighter at 190 pounds, about a decade ago. He was already getting worse by the Hill rematch, and was pretty damn close to shot by the time he fought Haye. He fought three times in the past four years, and if he hadn't fought at home, he probably would have been 1-2 in those fights, with a squeaker past Vinny fricking Maddalone. There is no defending that.

That said, yeah, some bum off the street would get laid out within a minute.

 

You couldn't even survive one round with Manny Pacquiao you disgusting wobbly whale.
If you don't get knocked out cold by the first jab he throws you would die from anoxia in the middle of the first round you fat piece of ****.

 

OP is an idiot, but I do agree that Evander would fair better than Mormeck. As in I think Evander would land more than 3 shots before getting brutally KO'd.