7 days blood cutoff w/ unlimited urine and immediate blood test after fight!

this_and_that · Feb 18, 2011

whoupicking? said: ↑

Pacquiao fan sets World Record
by The Snitch

Well, it's been a week since Pacquiao Stan blew away his own masturbating world record at the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, held by the Center for Sex & Culture last Saturday. This guy was a pro, bringing an arsenal of Manny Pacquiao fight clips and pictures, also masturbating aids from the Philippine sex product company he works for.

Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes, but this time he held on til 9 hours and 58 minutes. He's now back in the Philippines and exhausted, but was nice enough to answer some of our questions about his victory by e-mail. Behold the master.

The Snitch: What was the secret to you going for nearly 10 hours?

Stan: "My abundant Pacquiao imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in the Philippines from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each Pacquiao fight pr picture gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different Pacquiao fights and pictures so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."

Was there any point you felt you couldn't go on? How did you get through those moments?

"Yes. Twice I felt I couldn't go on. I took great advantage of Pacquiao fights as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in the Philippines including Buboy, my family, co-workers etc...that I can't let them down."

Were you exhausted afterward?

"Definitely. I was so exhausted that I couldn't get up on time next day when I was supposed to go to airport to go back to the Philippines. Luckily, I didn't miss the flight though."

Did you ever have an orgasm?

"Yes. I've come once in a halfway round after hearing Pacquiao sing. I continued masturbating without taking any rest or becoming flaccid then."

Could you have gone longer?

"This time, that was my limit actually. I hope I can go over 10 hours or longer next time I challenge."

You're now going to the world competition in Copenhagen? When is that?

"I thought I would go to Copenhagen, but now I'm not sure about it as it's a bit too much because Manny fights in May. I think it's a good idea to compete with the champions of other countries, like Copenhagen, London, Portland at San Francisco."

What does your family think of this achievement? Are they aware you are the world masturbating champion?

"Of course they know about the fact. They feel proud of me since last year's my victory, I think. They were really glad and happy to hear when I reported them I could defend championship and what's more I could blow away my own world record masturbating to Pacquiao fights and pictures by 25 minutes. I'm very happy that my family understands my Pacquiao obsession. Ordinary families in the Philippines do so. I wonder how US families are like...."
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So ESB is now a place for racist **** like this already?
And you're still not banned?
You disgust me.

iceferg · Feb 18, 2011

This testing is fair but Manny is refusing it, get with the facts mate. Floyed is still being a chicken really though.

jomzky · Feb 18, 2011

Manny agreeing on 7 days blood cutoff w/ unlimited urine and immediate blood test after fight is more than fair, at least the guy is willing to do something to make the fight even though he doesn't have to unless it's ordered by the commissions. What Floyd did was pure cowardice, instead of fighting Pacquiao in the ring, he opted to try and destroy him outside, spreading lies/gossip, and he seems contented along with his followers. what a *****.

puga_ni_nana · Feb 18, 2011

why are the floyd fans here arguing for what floyd wants and not for what they think is fair?

osreyes77 · Feb 18, 2011

This is the thing. Even if Pac agreed to full OSDT without any cut-off dates, the people administering the tests will not blood test all the way up till the day of the fight. It happened with Mosley/Mayweather. They stated that 18 days out there was nothing that they saw that should make them continue to blood test either fighter. So if they decide to stop blood testing Pac 2-3 weeks out, is Floyd going to make a big stink? Will Floyd accuse Pac of doping within those last few weeks leading up to the fight if the testing stops 2-3 weeks out? At the end of the day its just another hurdle put up by Floyd to complicate things.

Lets remember, had Floyd approached this fight the way he did his first 40 fights, we would probably be witnessing a rematch by now. :deal

Boxmaster · Feb 18, 2011

osreyes77 said: ↑

Anyone who feels this isnt fair enough to get the fight done, either doesnt want to see Floyd fight Pac or is a blinded Floyd fan who cares more about him than the sport and possible biggest most anticipated fight since Ali/Frazier.

Once again: Random olympic style blood testing up until 7 days prior to fight night, along with unlimited urine tests and an immediate blood test following the fight.

If there's anyone who thinks Pac is going to turn into some sort of wrecking machine with just a few days of juicing while risking testing positive for a post fight blood test is just a plain idiot!
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Not good enough. The blood test should be during the fight at a random round for each fighter. If Pacquiao and Mayweather can't agree to that then both of them are cheats.

Sweet Jones · Feb 18, 2011

osreyes77 said: ↑

This is the thing. Even if Pac agreed to full OSDT without any cut-off dates, the people administering the tests will not blood test all the way up till the day of the fight. It happened with Mosley/Mayweather. They stated that 18 days out there was nothing that they saw that should make them continue to blood test either fighter. So if they decide to stop blood testing Pac 2-3 weeks out, is Floyd going to make a big stink? Will Floyd accuse Pac of doping within those last few weeks leading up to the fight if the testing stops 2-3 weeks out? At the end of the day its just another hurdle put up by Floyd to complicate things.

Lets remember, had Floyd approached this fight the way he did his first 40 fights, we would probably be witnessing a rematch by now. :deal
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Did he complain with Mosley?

Then there's your answer.

Sweet Jones · Feb 18, 2011

caneman said: ↑

:think Jaguar saying the The Ring is lying?

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"A Quack In The Facade". Article by Jim Bagg. All image use is for reference only. Full article can be found on Ring Magazine April 2010 edition page 124.

Now Pac says 7 days, half of 14 days which Floyd said was acceptable.

All of a sudden: "I'm on vacation", "I don't have the urge."

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Please stop posting this ridiculous 'article'.

Even a blind person can see that the minute the author writes that "Mayweather should have asked for 18 days, then we would have eventually settled on 21 days" scenario, he exposes himself as a hack.

This guy is literally blaming Mayweather for not following some imaginary scenario and cutoff date that only exist in his head.

Regardless of whether it has 'Ring' on it or not, it is Examiner-level, fanboy quality.

It makes no sense to continue posting this silliness as some sort of condemnation of PBF. Why you do so is beyond me.

Marcelo · Feb 18, 2011

it's not steriods idiots!!!

it's Datu puti!!!

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puga_ni_nana · Feb 18, 2011

this thread is about what do you think personally is fair and not what floyd thinks or demands. i am surprised that floyd fans had difficulty answering this or having their own opinion not based from floyd jr.

jomzky · Feb 18, 2011

Floyd didn't complain when USADA stopped testing 18 days, I still wonder why they stopped considering one of the contenders has history of using PEDs. If it was Pacquiao, i bet they would take all the blood they could get from him just to pleased Floyd and his fans. USADA should have tested them up until the day of the fight.

Cravan · Feb 18, 2011

Floyd should accept that. It's fair.

CoDer · Feb 18, 2011

jomzky said: ↑

Floyd didn't complain when USADA stopped testing 18 days, I still wonder why they stopped considering one of the contenders has history of using PEDs. If it was Pacquiao, i bet they would take all the blood they could get from him just to pleased Floyd and his fans. USADA should have tested them up until the day of the fight.
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USDA are not composed of stupid doctors. They will never draw blood too close to the fight. Even Tygart who is a lawyer can only assure 5 or 4 days to the fight.

Yes you are correct. The contention is why USDA stopped testing at 18 days againts a known PED user in Mosley.

Only Floyd's rabid fans believe in this OSDT crap. It's not even OSDT; Random drug test should be the proper name of the test.

And they never include the unlimited urine test amended into the drug test demand of Floyd as a bargaining chip for the cut-off.

Sweet Jones · Feb 18, 2011

puga_ni_nana said: ↑

this thread is about what do you think personally is fair and not what floyd thinks or demands. i am surprised that floyd fans had difficulty answering this or having their own opinion not based from floyd jr.
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You've already received the answer: random blood and urine testing up to the day of the fight IS fair.

You not liking the fact that Mayweather requested it doesn't suddenly make it 'unfair'.

Divi253 · Feb 18, 2011

osreyes77 said: ↑

This is the thing. Even if Pac agreed to full OSDT without any cut-off dates, the people administering the tests will not blood test all the way up till the day of the fight. It happened with Mosley/Mayweather. They stated that 18 days out there was nothing that they saw that should make them continue to blood test either fighter. So if they decide to stop blood testing Pac 2-3 weeks out, is Floyd going to make a big stink? Will Floyd accuse Pac of doping within those last few weeks leading up to the fight if the testing stops 2-3 weeks out? At the end of the day its just another hurdle put up by Floyd to complicate things.

Lets remember, had Floyd approached this fight the way he did his first 40 fights, we would probably be witnessing a rematch by now. :deal
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Sweet Jones said: ↑

Did he complain with Mosley?

Then there's your answer.
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Exactly. Funny as **** how many excuses they can make for Manny not accepting.

jomzky said: ↑

Floyd didn't complain when USADA stopped testing 18 days, I still wonder why they stopped considering one of the contenders has history of using PEDs. If it was Pacquiao, i bet they would take all the blood they could get from him just to pleased Floyd and his fans. USADA should have tested them up until the day of the fight.
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:rofl because they work to please Floyd and his fans right? Man these excuses are hilarious.

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