'88 Tyson in the current Heavyweight scene

Tyson bobs and weaves and knocks out everyone with the wind created by his missed punches, Kevin Rooney! Bobbing and weaving!! WoooooWooooo!!

 

What a load of shite.

 

Wrong.

 

Yeah it should be Tyson KO3 Vitali

 

Fight would be over before its even started! Wlad would see that a guy who is some 6/7in shorter than himself, who's reach is some 11in shorter than his own, is not the least bit intimidated by him. In fact, Wlad would see that this little man is gunning for him & looking to put him away as soon as the bell goes!

Tyson would intimidate Wlad & would unleash a monster left hook that lands flush on Wlad's chin ala Carl Williams!

FIGHT OVER!

 

and then you wake up and your bed is wet, after this dream:yep

 

or wlad wakes up from his 1 month coma:deal

 

your joke was so original, it was so great, i have tears right now, you should be a stand up comedian :tired

 

thank you, no applause is necessary.

 

but i must admit you have a good sense of humor

and imo tyson would beat wladimir klitschko, but vitali would **** tyson.

 

too each is own on that one, as i think the complete opposite lol. but hey, opinions make the world go around i suppose.

 

how do you think that? imo vitali fights smarter then wladimir, he fights taller, and has better reflexes and would frustrate tyson big time, vitali could not hurt tyson big time but he could back him up with his punches. i think vitali would win a wide ud. wlad has a chance, but tyson would be able to get inside during the whole fight, and he could hurt wlad, and if wlad is hurt he is very beatable. wladimir klitschko is a great fighter, and i'm a big fan of him, but he has flaws. and i think that any version of wlad would lose to the version of sanders, who beat wlad.

 

well vitali is without question the better fighter of the two, but the better boxer?? i dont think so. wlad has a much more refined jab and maintains distance alot better between the two. wlad would give tyson fits but it wouldnt be enough to keep him off let alone beat him. vitali on the other hand, better chin and better heart, but he severely lacks in the speed and mobility department. he keeps his hands WAY too low and he's far too stationary. I think vitali's lack of movement would be his downfall against an aggressive, explosive pressure fighter like a prime tyson. plus he doesnt really have the hand speed to catch tyson who's constantly bobbing and weaving and has mastered the art of slipping the jab.

 

If you were his promoter and Bush was President?

You would be immediately be classified as the secret wing of the Axis of Evil and war would be declared on you for wanton use of a weapon of mass destruction. There would be 200+ pound bodies and broken dreams littered from America to Germany.

:yep

 

Challenger for the NABO interim Heavyweight championship?