This play is called "Floyd: Story of a Ducker" based on a true story. Manny: I want to fight you... Floyd: Well I think my health would be at risk. Boxing World: Floyd you're a boxer... what in the hell are you talking about? Floyd: Well.. He has lost and I'm undefeated! Boxing World: Marquez had lost 4 times before he fought you. Maidana had lost 3, and Mosley had lost 5. And your points is? Floyd: Well... I think he is doing PED's.. Boxing World: Didn't you and almost your entire company get sued for saying that with no proof? Floyd: Well... he needs to prove himself to step to me! Boxing World: Floyd he is the only man in the history of the science to win 10 titles in eight divisions, he is already a cemented living Legend. Floyd: Well... He just got knocked out.. he ain't on my level anyway.. Boxing World: He's won 2 titles since then and avenged himself by taking his WBO title back convincingly. If we follow your logic then "The Thrilla in Manila" would have never happened. Floyd: Well... He don't have the PPV numbers to be at my level! Boxing World: Who were Ortiz, Canelo and Guerrero before they fought you? They were nobodies.. CBS: Yes Floyd.. also remember your last 2 fights fell on their face and nobody gives a **** about a third rematch. The money that we talked about is not being generated which is forcing our contract. And the world isn't interested in you fighting anyone else. Floyd: Well.. He's only getting 40 million! He's not worth 50! Manny: Bro I honestly don't care.. Bob gets his share and then the rest goes to charity, to make hospitals and roads in my country. Floyd: Well... he only wants to fight me cuz he needs money! Manny: Let's fight for charity then... Floyd: Well... He's hiding something cause he didn't want to take the tests! ESPN: Yeah he did... he agreed to everything 3 years ago. I saw him do it. And I showed it to everyone. Floyd: Well um... you need to leave Bob Arum, leave your team, show up on my company's front door cold and buttnaked, let me control the promotion, the tests and your career. HBO: No he doesn't... We've been talking with CBS and we can make it happen from right here so we can all get a great share of that 300$ million as a joint move which would help the sport itself. CBS: That's right Floyd.. Golden Boy: **** I'll even host the fight myself. Floyd: Oh **** you guys! Well... he should beat Marquez to prove himself! Boxing World: Marquez has already lost the Saga itself. He won by a very lucky punch he didn't even know he had landed until he saw Manny on the floor AND Bradley easily outboxed Marquez with speed and movement. Then Pacquiao did the same thing to Bradley TWICE.. so what would a 5th fight prove? Floyd: Well.. I bet Khan would be a better fight.. The Internet: Ɯɛ αяɛ иσт ɢσииα вʋʏ αиʏ мσяɛ σғ ʏσʋя ƤƤѴ'ƨ ιғ ιт αιи'т Ƥαcզʋιασ! Boxing World: And we won't go see any other fight of yours that ain't with him.. they are not worth the money. CBS: Yep.. there's our problem... Larry Holmes: I think Mayweather got a little too scared if you ask me. Mike Tyson: Why don't you just fight Manny? I think he would destroy you.. Ali: I would love to see you guys fight. Arum: He is psychologically scared of a loss. ESPN: Just fight him, stop being a coward. Floyd: Man **** all of ya'll... what are ya'll gon make me?! CBS: No.. we are trying to complete our contract. We cannot let you fight 2 more nobodies. That is not going to generate the money in question. Here... just read the fight contract and sign it.. you have no choice. Floyd:Well... 50 Cent: Yo - you need me to read that for ya? :yep:yep:yep
This is a LOT of effort. You could just have easily summed it all up and called Floyd a coward and lil ho. :deal
