Old King Cole had a very big hole, A very big hole had He, He sat on the rock & cut his ****, And dipped his balls in the sea
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, had a wife & liked to beat her, smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Oh Andre Ward You made the Dane look like a **** Which was pretty swell But you made yourself look like one as well