A Time Machine Thread. Jimmy Young vs Floyd Patterson Nov 30 1956, for the vacant title.

Man I want to say Patterson would be much too quick and busy for Young but then I could see Young giving some rounds away and Patterson getting a little too relaxed and Jimmy catching him with a perfectly timed counter either shaking or dropping Patterson which would result in Patterson adopting a different fight plan.
Great match up.

 

If we’re talking my model DeLorean, they’d have to be shrunk down first - no prob, it’s not as if we haven’t flouted the laws of the natural world already.

Is baby Mikey teething? It might not be an ideal age for him to travel through space and time.

Also, some of those opponents he brutally knocked dead cold might send their own terminator back in time to extinguish infant Mikey “Call Me John Connor” Tyson.

Hasta La Vista, baby (Mike)!

 

Haha. Mikey bites off little Evander’s ear lobe and frenetically sucks on it as if it’s a pacifier - which it technically is since Mikey is now pacified.

Meanwhile, screaming little ‘Vander is admonished and told to STOP teasing Mikey - feeling hard done, little ‘Van leans over and head butts Mikey right between the eyes - Mickey instantly becomes de-pacified.

 

Some McNuggets dipping sauce, BBQ, Sweet & Sour, Garlic Aioli? Just as long as Mikey is McHappy.

 

Patterson was a small fragile chin 180 pound fighter. Young was able to beat Lyle, Foreman, Shavers (He got robbed in the second fight) and Ali (Again Young was robbed). But he couldn't beat Patterson? The stuff you people continue to type is highly amusing.