Abraham is a SLUGGER: Yet he isn't 1 dimensional?

PLEASE SLAP YOURSELF.

atsch

Abraham is as one dimensional as they come. A combination of his height, reach, lack of upperbody movement, lack of speed, and reliance on power limit him to being a one-dimensional slugger.

I don't think that people really understand the meaning of one-dimensional when they say that Pavlik is one-dimensional, but Abraham is not.

Abraham has one plan going into a fight. That is to absorb the other fighter's shots on his gloves until either, A) The other fighter tires himself out and leaves himself open, or B), The other fighter gets desperate and tries to find openings on the inside.

Abraham can't box worth a ****. And don't tell me he was great at boxing nobody knows who the **** his name is from Azbackastan or some **** because that mother ****er doesn't count.

The fact of the matter is that Abraham is a protypical slugger. He's a guy that doesn't like to throw that many punches, doesn't like to move around that much, and just likes to knock people out, the sooner the better, because as the match wears on it lessons his chance to win.

What makes Abraham so dangerous is not his "unpredictability," like so many fools like to claim, but his ability to absorb punches on his gloves, testament to a great chin, considering he has absolutely no head movement, and his POWER.

Plain and simple.

So can he box? Well, let's see.

His footwork is dismal at best. Yeah, he has decent footwork for a round or two, but after that, he's just a sitting target with a highguard that can take one hell of a beating. He doesn't have fast hands, and he doesn't have great reflexes or a spectacular jab.

The guy cannot BOX.

Is the guy a volume puncher?

Considering his low work output, lack of speed, and the fact that he covers up for the majority of the fight, I it rules this one out too.

So yes, ABRAHAM is as ONE DIMENSIONAL AS THEY COME.

Damn, some of ya'll need to slap the **** out of yourselves for thinking you know boxing when you might, but your bias blinds you from reality.

Is Abraham a bad fighter, NO. But the mother ****er is a one-dimensional slugger, but that doesn't mean he can't do well with what he's got.

*ON A SIDE NOTE, those that are calling Pavlik one dimensional don't really know boxing, but I'll leave it to this.

If Pavlik goes straight at Abraham and tries to mow him down, not using his reach and boxing advantage in his favor and gets knocked out in the process, I'll say that Pavlik fought a stupid one-dimensional fight.

If Pavlik is smart though, and uses his jab to set up shots and makes Abraham have to throw first on occasion, then how in the **** could he possibly be one-dimensional?

 

Let me break it down for ya'll. There are basically three styles. Slugger, boxer, and volume puncher.

Yeah, there are hybrids like boxer-puncher, but when the heat is on, the fighter goes back to their roots.

Abraham has shown me nothing but slugger. He has slugger written all over him.

"Yeah, but he's unpredicatable....."

atsch

No, he's not. He does the same ****in thing every fight. That ain't unpredictable folks.

Damn.

 

Scar, WTF are you talking about?

So, I guess one day we'll say Abraham box, huh?

The mother ****er aint' gonna box. He's a stationary target that uses the same strategy over and over again.

Just because he landed a punch Miranda didn't see coming OR actually didn't put his mother ****in hands up against his face to block, doesn't make Abraham unpredictable.

OMG........He's so unpredictable.

Get outta here.

 

Well, if you weren't slapping yourself so hard, maybe you would realize that Miranda is as one-dimensional as they come.

He only knows foward and can't box worth a **** either.

The only thing he has going for him is his power and his reach.

Yeah, but Abraham........No. But Miranda.

Yes.

Understand?

 

He's not?

Okay, so I guess he's gonna box the **** outta Pavlik or get in there and throw 80 punches a round?

I don't think so.

No, the mother ****er is gonna shell up and take a beating until he sees an opening when/if Pavlik gets sloppy and lets Abraham get on the inside or Pavlik tires himself out.

Pavlik is the only one outta the two that is capable of boxing. Pavlik can outbox Abraham. Abraham CANNOT outbox Pavlik. I would love to see him try. He can't.

The question though is WILL Pavlik try to outbox Abraham or will he just try to mow him down and possibly leave himself open?

Abraham, we KNOW what the **** he's gonna do. He has no choice unless he wants to try to dig in and turn volume puncher, but the mother ****er doesn't have the speed or head movement to pull that **** off.

So yes, ABRAHAM is ONE DIMENSIONAL. How is this so hard to see?

 

Did I say that he wouldn't beat Pavlik?

I didn't say that ****. Although, I don't think he will, I'm just saying WE KNOW WHAT THE MOTHER ****ER IS GONNA DO.

HE HAS NO CHOICE.

The only one who has a choice of how to fight in this fight is Pavlik.

If Abraham tries anything new, he's gonna get KTFO.

That's ONE DIMENSIONAL. I'm sorry if he's your hero, but the mother ****er is one dimensional.

He good at that one dimension, but he has NO CHOICE.

 

See, that's what I don't get about ya'll around here.

You're like, "My fight picking RECORD IS EXCEPTIONAL."

Yet, ya'll don't know what the **** your watching.