Adelaide! Adelaide! WTF?!

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    ODLH: "Adelaide, what the hell were you thinking?"
    Adelaide:"Look, you told me Canelo is to win the fight in no uncertain terms."
    ODLH: Yeah, of course, but that doesn't mean you make it 10-2 on the cards. Jesus Christ, people who don't know s#@t about boxing will believe just about anything but 10-2?! Get out of my office!!!"
    (Adelaide leaves)
    ODLH: "Tommy, get Glenn and Stevie in my office. NOW!!!
    (Enter Steve Weisfelt and Glenn Feldman)
    ODLH: "Guys, I don't think I need to tell you how badly Adelaide screwed the pooch. She has people wondering what the hell is going on."
    Steve: "No, we got it, boss. Unbelievable what she did."
    Glenn: "No need to say more, Oscar."
    ODLH: "Thanks, guys, you are true professionals. Here are some chips. Enjoy yourselves!"
    Glenn: "Hey, Oscar, you don't happen to know the name of the blonde Tecate girl, do you?"
    ODLH: "Her name is Melissa. What room are you in?"
    Glenn: "1420"
    ODLH: "I'll send her by."
    Glenn: "Thanks, O, you're the best!"
    ODLH: "Oh, and Glenn?"
    Glenn: "Yeah, O?"
    ODLH: "She's not a real blonde!"
    (All 3 men exit Oscar's office laughing heartily.)
     
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    Maybe not exact but you get the gist.