Adonis Stevenson vs. Tony Bellew & Sergey Kovalev vs. Ismayl Sillakh RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :lol:

    That is combined, between them - except in that equation Lemieux has approximately 80% of a potato's ring IQ.
     
  2. lobk

    lobk Original ESB Member Full Member

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    Lemieux doesn't know what a jab is.
     
  3. Russell

    Russell Loyal Member Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  4. Cafe

    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    Let's do this Torres.
     
  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    You mean a lead haymaker left hand?
     
  6. lobk

    lobk Original ESB Member Full Member

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    It worked against tomato cans..why stop now.:D
     
  7. Koba

    Koba Whimsical Inactivisist Full Member

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    If Moo can't finish Torres how will he do?

    Pretty much to date he either wins early or loses...
     
  8. Forza

    Forza Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    3 kds..jesus this guy has power
     
  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 4

    Lemieux is flicking double backhanded lefts to the body while bending straight down repeatedly into Torres' prime uppercutting zone. Torres punishes him with uppercuts (what a brilliant adjustment, eh? :deal) with the left and right. Torres is leaning back and sloping his left shoulder to allow Lemieux to lunge and graze his arm or miss with his "straight" combinations in pursuit. Torres circles around Lemieux and is lazily caught with a left hook just at the bell in a round he was otherwise about to win. :patsch

    10-8 Lemieux

    40-33 Lemieux
     
  10. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    Is it just me, or this this Lemiuex Torres bout 10X greater than the entire DelBoy Pala card.:huh
     
  11. Koba

    Koba Whimsical Inactivisist Full Member

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    OOh...harsh on Torres, woulda been his round as well.
     
  12. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 5

    Lemieux is digging straight into the body of Torres, chasing him onto the ropes. Torres waits and unleashes a series of uppercuts to get free as Lemieux arrives. Lemieux is walking/dipping into those left uppercuts again, letting Torres score time after time without learning from his mistake. Torres backs up and quickly pivots to dodge a Lemieux 1-2, just taking the cross glancing off his glove from an odd side angle. Double jab, right hand by Lemieux chasing Torres into the ropes. Double wrist-flick jab again, now a big looping right downstairs by Lemieux, grazing as Torres circles away. Jab to the body by Torres. Big hooks on either side to the body by Lemieux. Torres doubles a jab into Torres' face while Torres is leaned over to his right, and Lemieux bows into yet another red-carpet uppercut while attempting one himself from too far out.

    10-9 Lemieux

    50-42 Lemieux
     
  13. Russell

    Russell Loyal Member Full Member

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    The state of Lemiux's faux hawk seems to reflect his current stamina and overall ability :think
     
  14. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Sort of like how they segregate male and female stats, they should have a standalone Boxrec archive for just mentally ******ed boxers.

    ...and this ought to have been sanctioned over twelve for the WUT Middleweight Championship of the World, in the ****** divisions.
     
  15. lobk

    lobk Original ESB Member Full Member

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    Lemieux still looks very rough an unpolished.