Alexander Petkovic vs. Chup-aki Chipindi & Juan Carlos Gomez vs. Adnan Buharalija RBR

Bosnian rap is THE BOMB.



(...er, too soon?)

 

I am frantically searching my desk for a joystick to move the little fellas around the ring.

 

Sasha isn't one to rest on his laurels and hold the belt hostage.

Chipindi - whom I presume the GBU has deemed his mandatory challenger - is a mere five years older and three inches shorter than 33yo, 6'3.5" Petkovic.

 

:yep

Ay, that bit is grand.

 

Round 1

Petkovic is circling right and putting out feel-out jabs. Aggressive right hand pushed through by Chipindi walking inside on a straight track. Counter left hook by Petkovic backs him off. 1-2 by Petkovic from mid-range. Petkovic is landing the jab and snapping Chipindi's head back as the challenger circles outside with his arms held up high but loosely apart. Uppercut splitting the guard by Petkovic. Drawbridge jabs dropped from outside by Chipindi on the go. Wild chops by Chipindi falling in and slouching with lost balance, recovering by swerving out and righting himself on his toes and barely avoiding Petkovic chasing with right hands timed just a mite short. BIG left hook by Petkovic, rocks Chipindi into an involuntary lateral trot. Another one. Chipindi abruptly crosses his feet to change directions on Petkovic, circling the other way and blocking jabs while keeping his back off the ropes.

10-9 Petkovic

 

The slut with the ring card would get it.

All I would have to do is come at her with more swagger than peach-fuzz Bosnian rap star guy. (over whom she was positively drooling)

 

Round 2

Petkovic is tossing right hands straight at Chipindi's head and grazing the back of his neck as Chipindi leans down and dangles his gloves by his ankles, exposing his spine to Petkovic. Wild hooks on the backfoot by Chipindi as he bounds away, then settling into a tapping rhythm with the left jab on Petkovic's right glove in its fixed cache by his chin. Hard jab by Petkovic, through Chipindi's guard, snapping his head back. Petkovic steps outside and lets Chipindi come to him. Chipindi approaches in a canter, spiraling in slowly.

10-9 Petkovic

20-18 Petkovic

 

This massive event has crashed the board!