Alexander Ustinov vs. Jason Gavern RBR

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  1. Malden

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    True.
     
  2. Santino

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    IB, is Carson Jones fighting on tv tonight? I heard he is kell brook's july opponent if he comes through his fight tonight.
     
  3. DrMo

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    Ustinov starts slowly, very slowly. Manages to land a jab.

    10-9 Ustinov

    Feel free to copy & paste this for the remainding rounds IB ;)
     
  4. Samurai's Slice

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  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Finally! Cheesy Ukrainian drama is over! :happy
     
  6. Malden

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    :hat
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Gavern is shown shadowboxing in his dressing room wearing a white and black robe/vest.
     
  8. Brickhaus

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    He only starts slowly? Last I checked, he's always slow.
     
  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Ustinov waddles around his own locker room in a black-and-gold silk robe, tossing jabs at his trainer's mitts.
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Ustinov is 140kg
    Gavern is 104kg


    No, that isn't a typo. They aren't both 104. :yep
     
  11. Ulver

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    "Waddles" is a good term. Ustinov looks like he's never done a lick of exercise in his life.
     
  12. madpuppy

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    Sad that this is what he has become. The guy was an excellent kickboxer, skilled and very athletic for his size. Now he is another joke heavyweight contender in boxing.
     
  13. IntentionalButt

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    ****ing hell, almost 20 minutes of commercials there. :patsch

    Back to the ring, and the principals haven't even walked out yet.

    Place goes dark. Big fancy strobe light production. They've probably got about 100 spots going, some multi-colored and different sizes/shapes.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Out comes Jason Gavern.

    He's reaching over the railing and fist bumping some of the Ukrainians, who look very confused and unnerved by it!! :lol:

    "What is strange American custom? His knuckles touch my knuckles? Is this a marriage proposal?"
     
  15. IntentionalButt

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    Big finish with the strobes and then house lights back up for Sasha Ustinov, who JESUS ****ING CHRIST is fat.