Alexander Ustinov vs. Jason Gavern RBR

Ustinov tries to show he's still athletic for his - ahem, girth - by hopping over the top rope while holding it with one hand...getting both legs up in the air at the same time. :yep

 

Gavern is taking deep breaths, cocking his head side to side in parakeet motions, and making kissy face at the camera (maybe not intentional, could just be sucking his gum shield into place...but let's print the legend )

 

Anthems.

What is all this ****? WTF were the 15-20 minutes of commercials for, then?

 

Gavern is listed by IHTEP as 188 sm tall.
Ustinov 202 sm.

I'm assuming that's commie shorthand for "centimeters".

 

WHOA, SIZE DIFFERENCE! :scaredas:

I mean, obviously you knew there's a size difference coming in...but until you see the face-off at center ring...:!:

 

Round 1

Gavern dives in with a slapping right to the side of the body. Ustinov clubs down at his head with his own right hand. Gavern tucks his chin and flurries hard and fast into Ustinov's big jiggly belly. Ustinov clubs down at him with right hands and misses until Gavern backs up. Gavern maneuvers toward the ropes and Ustinov waves a lazy jab at him. Gavern runs out of room and dives back in against Ustinov's chest, flurrying more. Again they separate and this time Gavern catches Ustinov coming in with a leaping left hook to the jaw. Ustinov keeps coming and catching Gavern in bear hugs. Gavern will flurry to the body a bit, grind against Ustinov trying to free his head, and then back up. Ustinov keeps plodding forward and mauling him. Jabs and clubbing overhand rights to the back of the neck as Gavern folds up in front of him and leans in. Big right hand by Ustinov causes Gavern to tip back and bounce off the ropes. Ustinov smothers him even as Gavern bangs his body. Ustinov pushes Gavern to the ropes again with a jab. Clinch. Overhand right to the ear by Gavern.

Ick.

Honestly I'm not sure Ustinov landed one clean legal blow (most of his connects could be written off as rabbit punches)

Meanwhile JG had that BIG hook and some body shots.


10-9 Gavern