Ali VS Valuev: Let's settle this once and for all!

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Boxed Ears, Mar 11, 2010.


  1. yokspawn

    yokspawn Cereal Killer Full Member

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    Not only that, there are rumors circling around that the day before the fight, some middle-aged-blond-haired-bespectacled dude was out hoarding all the Immodiums around Dallas.

    This is deeper than we thought!
     
  2. el mosquito

    el mosquito Boxing Addict banned

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    Its the work of the CIA and of course they also paid clottey to thorw the fight
     
  3. aj415

    aj415 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He has an excuse for all his losses.

    Vs Margarito there was a mysterious hand injury which noone seems to know if it was a hand arm or knuckle bruise sprain or break to this day.

    Vs Cotto he got thrown to the ground and acted like he was shot

    Vs Pacquiao its diaherra



    This dude has more excuses man
     
  4. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Bull****! It's not an excuse! Did you ever fight after vicious diarrhea? They did this to the grand master to weaken him! This Pacquiao guy can't fight without an advantage over you! And no man can fight at his best with his electrolytes and **** all messed up. What is wrong with you, man? Can't you see the truth?! The entire nation of Ghana has suffered from this diarrhea and from that **** stirring Filipino midget.
     
  5. ???

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    I can't believe no one has brought up the fact that Clottey was wearing his shoes on the wrong feet. The whole fight, I was like, "how the heck did that go unnoticed?" Then I learned it wasn't an accident and that he was contractually obligated to wear them that way. I feel sorry for Josh having no choice but to take such a raw deal. Pacquiao has brought disrepute upon boxing and should have his license revoked.
     
  6. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Isn't anybody else going to vote on this? Or is it too obvious that Valuev is just too big?
     
  7. snakeface

    snakeface The Woodside Hurricane Full Member

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    the best would be ali commenting on fighting the sasquatch....

    i'm sure that would be sooo ****ing entertaining...

    the interviews the press conferences..etc.
     
  8. Bajingo

    Bajingo Boxing Junkie banned

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    Valuev managed to beat a 20 years past prime Holyfield, man. He'd have no trouble with a 35 years past prime Ali. Add in the fact that Ali has been pretty inactive recently, there is only one winner here.
     
  9. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Yeah that would be hilarious.:yep

    In terms of this matchup as the great commentator Max Kellerman tells us, weight equals punching power and height/size equals superiority as a fighter. Valuev has a 5 inch reach advantage, a 11 inch height advantage and around 100lbs weight advantage. This would be a complete and utter mismatch in bigfoot's favour whichever version of Ali he fought, "size makes fights". :rofl
     
  10. Russkie

    Russkie Active Member Full Member

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    He got knocked out of the ring by the guy who got knocked out of the ring? Shamful :verysad
     
  11. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Dammit, this thread is not about Zuri Lawrence, what is wrong with you people?
     
  12. TommyV

    TommyV Loyal Member banned

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    Valuev loses 100lbs, get's down to 210 and gains Ali's speed, and then outjabs him similar to Norton.
     
  13. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I hadn't thought about that, but you're right. He could win with that approach too. Really there are so many ways Valuev could win. You know how it is with him. He's got plans A, B, C, D,...etc. And Ali was pretty one-dimensional and passive. He'd get run over by the steam roller that is Valuev.
     
  14. KOTF

    KOTF Bingooo Full Member

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    I wonder if a "prime" Valuev could beat young Ali to the clinch
     
  15. tommygun711

    tommygun711 The Future Full Member

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    wow
    you can't even compare valuev and Ali thy are in different classes. Ali is goat and this peice of **** couldn't even beat a washed up holyfield convincingly. haye also embarresed him and you think Ali would get knocked out? Ali moves better then haye and has more ability and Hand speed. he would murder valuev PERIOD.