All Time Excuses Heavyweight Tournament

1. Mike “Spinal” Tyson (from Etienne fight)
vs.
8. Bert “Twin Hookers and Coke” Cooper (from Foreman fight)

2. Wlad “drugged” Klitschko (from Brewster fight)
vs.
7. Tommy “Strippers In Dressing Room” Morrison (from Bentt fight)

3. David “Toe” Haye (from Wlad fight)
vs.
6. Andrew “Shot of Lidocaine” Golota (from Lewis fight)

4. Tim “Don King Ripped Me Off” Witherspoon (from Bonecrusher rematch)
5. Deontay “40 Pounds Of Body Armor” Wilder

How does this tournament play out? Excuse versions of fighters only.

 

Not saying I agree, but an addict or neuropsychologist might tell you it wasn’t really a choice.

 

It’s also hilarious that he acted like he was powerless against them, assuming he didn’t make the whole thing up. He could’ve kicked them out after an hour a two.

 

To be clear, every excuse I listed is terrible except for maybe Haye, but it was funny how he took his shoe off to prove a point.

 

I have Tyson making short work of Cooper and losing to a Wlad who clinches a lot after easily beating Morrison.

On the other end, Haye and Wilder win by ko. Haye then decisions Wilder in a fight where few punches are landed.

Haye then blows it against Wlad by not throwing enough punches and loses a decision in a winnable fight.

This all assumes Tyson’s back doesn’t act up and Haye’s pinky toe remains anesthetized.

 

You’re right. I’ll fix it. Still an excuse though.

 

My thread. My rules.