All Time Excuses Heavyweight Tournament

You forgot Manny’s socks. Don’t remember what fight that was though

*just realised you said heavyweight

 

Idk who wins, but Morrison of the Bentt fight loses in the first round for sure.

 

Out of all those guys Witherspoons is the fairest, the energy it’d take to get up for a fight after being ripped off would hurt you, I spoke to Mr Witherspoon a bit and he gave sound advice about looking after your health, mental and physical.

 

Idk why, but shiny foreheads covered in sweat and Vaseline irritate me. If you know you have a big shiny forehead, why draw attention to it? You're not only giving the opponent an incentive to aim there, you're also blinding the audience and cameraman whenever lights shine on that garage door.

 

I dunno, maybe it's a thing of pride. Maybe people with big foreheads have a secret society where they worship their bald spots and use the shine.