An irate DLH reportedly destroyed the 12lb cheesecake sent to him by Team Pacman!

Boom_Boom · Nov 27, 2008

^^

worst dialogue to impersonate Jack Presscot

wasted an hour writing this up too ill bet, Im not surprised you have that time to waste on thanksgiving day

NALLEGE · Nov 27, 2008

Boom_Boom said:

^^

worst dialogue to impersonate Jack Presscot

wasted an hour writing this up too ill bet, Im not surprised you have that time to waste on thanksgiving day
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Yet, you are posting here also lol...When are you going to get over me exlaxing on you? lol...Unlike you, I have a family, a job, and people to support. I teach while all you do is post all hours of the day and night lol. That is your job.

Boom_Boom · Nov 27, 2008

NALLEGE said:

Yet, you are posting here also lol...When are you going to get over me exlaxing on you? lol...Unlike you, I have a family, a job, and people to support. I teach while all you do is post all hours of the night lol. That is your job.
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you got about half as many posts as I do in 2 months than i do in 2 years buddy

since you got a family get off the computer and spend some time with them today you ****in bum,

any man who doesnt spend time with his family isnt a man

NALLEGE · Nov 27, 2008

Boom_Boom said:

you got about half as many posts as I do in 2 months than i do in 2 years buddy

since you got a family get off the computer and spend some time with them today you ****in bum,

any man who doesnt spend time with his family isnt a man
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Somebody go buy this clown a grammar costume lol. He can't even speak lol. Go get your G.E.D lol. Getting stoned and watching The Godfather I and II all day has you posting lines like your last sentence lol.

Jack Presscot · Nov 27, 2008

NALLEGE said:

Wild Card Boxing Club Hollywood, CA

Trainer Freddie Roach, who these days is sounding very much like Ozzy Osbourne screams out commands to the local boxers. The press is starting to arrive, and Roach utters that he only wants one reporter in the gym before his prized pupil arrives. Roach's security guard screams to the locals who are training...5 minutes until Pac time. The gym is shut down, and only Mr. Waffle Iron head himself and his entourage, a reporter who represents the Logo television station area of Backward, Mississippi named Jack "Duke" Pressescocks, and Manny's wife are let into the gym. Pac stretches, and then training begins.

Freddie: Hamanny, uh who...uh...who

Manny: I cun nut undestand

Freddie texts Manny on his cell phony as Ozzy Osbourne would...1, 2...1, 2 Manny...

Freddie: hid u het my ext?

Manny: 1, 2...1,2...1,2...what do yu say Freddie

Reporter Jack Pressescocks: Hey Freddie, You know they ended Reconstruction in Mississippi, so how are you going to get the Jap to beat the fishnets stockings fighter.

Freddie: Somemoney all noege f'me.

Security: What?

Freddie texts his security guard to call Nallege.

Security: Hello, is this Nallege?

Nallege: Yeah, what's good?

Security: Freddie Roach needs you.

Nallege: I'm on my way.

Nallege walks in and is hugged by Manny's wife, a couple of guys in Manny's entourage, and gives Pac a pound. Manny points to Pressescocks.

As Nallege looks around the gym...he sees the fruity Logo reporter trying to take is recorder out, Nallege speaks Filipino to Pac.

Nallege: tahw eht lleh si siht sucuac niatnuopm etarenegde gniod ereh?

Pac: I dun't kno but con u please get him out of ear?

Nallege: I gotchur back Pac.

Nallege screams to the fruity reporter, "Hey you, get over here"...

reporter Jack Pressescocks: Ok, give me a second.

Mr. Pressescocks who was born with no natural coordination is fumbling the leash of his poodle while drinking ovaltine, and eating a bacon, pork bolgna sandwich trying to make his way over to Nallege.

Pressescocks: I'm sorry, I have this mess I'm dealing with...what can I do for you.

Nallege: Don't I know you?

Pressescocks: No, you don't know me...can you shine my shoes for me though Manny is busy. Wait, I have this recording and footage of Dlh talking fishnets while he has on a skirt and make up...hold this a sec if you don't mind...

Nallege: I do know you. You are the ****** who has been following Dlh and PAc's tour making fun of Dlh talking about blisters, dicks, lingerie, and all kinds of sick, evil twisted stuff. !#!$!$ are you doing here, and how did you get into the gym?

Security runs up to Nallege and says, This is how he got in Nallege...follow this woman. See, the woman with the frontal bulge go into the bathroom a woman, and come out a man. That is Mr Presscocks.

Pressescocks: Alright, alright...you got me, I'll leave. Hey, would any of you guys like to pimp me. I can suck down sausage faster than a hungry brokeback cowboy who hasn't eaten in 30 days lol.

Nallege: Get the !#@!#$ out you pussheaded degenerate.

Pressescocks bends over so that Nallege can kick him in the ass, and Nallege takes out his Bee Bee gun and shoots Pressescocks in the ass. Fake photos of Presscocks and Dlh in fishnets fly into the air. The evidence seems to be blackmail. Nallege runs over to Pressescocks and handcuffs him with his own handcuffs until the authorities arrive. Pressescocks screams...

Pressescocks: You can't do this to me, My name is David Duke, grand wizard of the Logo chapter in Mississippi. I have a right to be here.

As Pressescocks is wisked away, Fredie Roach shakes Nalleges hand. Dlh walks in also to check on how his adversary to deliver a note to PAc and when he notices Nallege, he walks over and gives Nallege a pound.

Dlh: What's up Nallege?

Nallege: What it be like Oscar? I just had to throw Presscocks out of Manny's gym. Yeah, he was going to blackmail you.

Dlh: Good looking my man. Give this note to Manny.

Nallege walks over to Freddie and hands him the note. Roach doesn't have his glasses and is holding the note like a half inch in front of his eyeballs...he asks Nallege...

Freddie: Nowege, uh duh i hay

Nallege: It says, "I'm going to beat the tar out of Mr Waffle Iron head"...your friend Oscar.

Manny in anger...rattles off a 10 minute flurry on the speed bag that would impress Floyd and Muhammad Ali.

Nallege: Man, I would hate to be Dlh lol...

Meanwhile Mr. David Duke a.k.a Pressescocks is back on the Logo television set in Backwood, Mississippi still talking about Dlh, fishnets, blisters, dicks etc belittling Oscar Dela Hoya. He seems to make it his mission to disrespect Oscar, but fortunately nobody tunes in to LOGO.
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Mississippi?:yep Mildly amusing!

Sting · Nov 27, 2008

Dapidran said:

[url]http://www.eastsideboxing.com/news.php?p=17985&more=1[/url]
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LMAO!!!

NALLEGE · Nov 27, 2008

Boom_Boom said:

any man who doesnt spend time with his family isnt a man
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And any man who doesn't use commas, periods, capitalization or proper grammar is a born degenerate lol...

NALLEGE · Nov 27, 2008

Jack Presscot said:

Mississippi?:yep Mildly amusing!
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:good

Boom_Boom · Nov 27, 2008

NALLEGE said:

And any man who doesn't use commas, periods, capitalization or proper grammar is a born degenerate lol...
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****ufaggoticandoanythingziwantzontheinternets

GoldenChild · Nov 27, 2008

Jack Presscot said:

Bernard painstakingly scrawls a large "X" with the pen and hands it back.
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:rofl :rofl

NALLEGE · Nov 27, 2008

Boom_Boom said:

****ufaggoticandoanythingziwantzontheinternets
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Yeah, that's why you have the spelling and grammar police after your sorry ass ya pussheaded degenerate lol:nut . You took your Thanksgiving plate down to your parent's basement... even thought you didn't help cook anything, so that nobody can hear you crunching on pigeon gristle lol...

Lance_Uppercut · Nov 27, 2008

Why do some posters invent situations and then pretend they are true? :huh

Boom_Boom · Nov 27, 2008

NALLEGE said:

Yeah, that's why you have the spelling and grammar police after your sorry ass ya pussheaded degenerate lol:nut . You took your Thanksgiving plate down to your parent's basement... even thought you didn't help cook anything, so that nobody can hear you crunching on pigeon gristle lol...
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so wAt, atlaseT i IM nOt thE reteard whO has an HOUR to KiLL wsating it on SUM stewpid post dat inst eVEN funnie

I hope child services comes over to your place and takes your kids away. God help them they dont grow up to be the douchebag that you are.

pauliemayweathe · Nov 27, 2008

thunder said:

Better not get under Oscar's skin,last time out it was that Vargas fellow.....and the other guy...Mayorga was it?
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what about...who is that guy! oh yeah FLOYD MAYWEATHER...boy did he pay:good

Jack Presscot · Nov 27, 2008

Lance_Uppercut said:

Why do some posters invent situations and then pretend they are true? :huh
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This is simply what I think happened, or what could have possibly happened, to make the CEO of a Billion Dollar Company lose his temper over a ****ing cheesecake.

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