Anthony Joshua vs Andy Ruiz 4

3rd was a classic with muscles and blubber flying everywhere.

 

They only fought 2 times.

 

Ruiz would have better luck taking on Joey Chestnut for the Mustard Belt.

 

wat

 

If Ruiz goes to the fight fully prepared , we might see a rerun of the first fight..Ruiz knows how and where to punch and got super fast hands for a heavyweight at his size..
as you see in the short below..Ruiz aiming on AJ temples to destabilize him and end the fight
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/acGjMiurXrw

 

I forgot the third fight like I have forgot my 3rd wife.

 

I've seen the third fight, but it didn't happen.

 

What I really loved about the third fight was how Ruiz & AJ coincidentally came in at the same weight, 487 lbs.
Joshua figured he could cruise to victory after hearing about Ruiz had went on a bender beginning at the prior Mardi Gras, & was eating twice as much as the rest of his training camp combined.
Remember how he then decided he could try to match Ruiz pie for pie-with a mole revealing his 17 meal a day "diet" plan-& stacked on massive steroids to ensure he was at least stronger?

Ruiz shed the remainder of his gustatory inhibitions, & had just enough time to top 200 lbs. more than last time.
What a delight when they weighed the same.
Ruiz came in with a "Manzierre", & the referee allowed it, since it seemed unsporting to use his faux breasts to strike a blow.
AJ was unused to such mass & could hardly move, but his massive arms blocked most blows.

It was close until Ruiz fell behind, 3 substantial coronaries to 2 merely minor heart attacks, & started slowing down.
Who gets nostalgic for the final round, when both parties in a desperation move used the last of their energy to throw punches that passed each other-delivered in only 13 seconds-& scored a double KO.
The taps too much for either to rise from.
Draw.

Mainly since neither was able to rise under their own power beyond with help, & only from their stool.

Now this makes for an exciting double-rubber match!
I hear a Traumatized AJ is gonna try for speed & come in anorexic.
Ruiz thinks he then can smoke him just by having an even 1/2 ton (very) largely already under his belt-going for anything breaking 1,000 lbs. & demanding a reinforced ring.

It's gonna be a barn burner!!

 

Yooooo

 

Joshua was beaten bloodied in McDonald's when he tried to nick fatso's chips. No different to a fourth fight in kfc. If the bodybuilder thinks he can steal Ruiz's food, he better think again.

 

The person that won the second fight by boxing intelligently.

 

Joshua quits, just like in I and III.

 

I'm still trying to find my way home after that third fight, as I can't remember where I am and where I watched it.