Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua vs. Francis Zavier Ngannou & Zhilei Zhang vs. Joseph Parker RBR.

Nothing will ever top the excuses AJ tried to make in the moment. "Oh he doesn't throw combinations like Rocky Marciano, BECAUSE I'M NOT 14 ****ING STONE ALRIGHT, I'M 18 STONE! I'M HEAVY! I'M NOT A 12 ROUND FIGHTER! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, I WENT TO PRISON!"

Topped off with the piece de resistance, "I don't know what's going on in the Ukraine... BUT I KNOW IT'S BAD!"

 

It is an inconvenient time for a Friday card here in the states.

 

It's crazy and sad how little no one cares about the american boxing audience... likely because there's so few of us remaining.

 

AJ is going to jack it again

He's going to have a panic attack pre fight knowing this is the first real puncher he's fought since Wlad. Not only that but a bigger stronger tougher man.

Panic attacked followed by an adrenal dump. 2 rounds is all it will take for Francis.

 

so how long tell main card starts

 

All said and done it's still a cheap Friday night mate .


Now I want pizza .

 

Around 5 hours. I'm not bull****ting

 

That might not be a million miles away from what may happen.


I can feel drama in my bones for this evening.

 

I've got a curry pre-ordered.

 

I’m not sure if I should buy it. It’s a crap fight if we’re being honest with ourselves. Parker vs Zhang is what I’m really excited for but I’m not sure that’s worth the money either.

 

Very interested to see how Ball does against Vargas. Vargas is a spoiler, hard to look good against him.

 

Heavily coked up Fury with Turkey on his back jumping into the ring to call out Francis is what will follow. Eddie Hearn crying at ringside and Usyk going mad on social media that Fury is overlooking him. Going to be a great night.