Any video of Al Haymon?

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  1. IronBull

    IronBull Active Member Full Member

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    Al Haymon is very invisible man.

    Is there any video of him on youtube?

    Absolutely nothing!
     
  2. prelude

    prelude Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    There's a rumor that he has a video out of him banging a tranny if that counts.
     
  3. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone banned Full Member

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    al the plough haymon
     
  4. Scorpion

    Scorpion Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :lol::lol:

    i remember that, didn't wanna mention that though.
     
  5. Golden Boy 360

    Golden Boy 360 Boxing's Biggest Cash Cow Full Member

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    there is an idea of an Al Haymon, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Al, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: Al Haymon is simply not there
     
  6. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone banned Full Member

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    :rofl lets think of funny anagrams for al haymon
     
  7. nicamarvin

    nicamarvin Guest

    Thats strike three for you boy, you are beyond ******, you are a Tranny
     
  8. Kid Cincinnati

    Kid Cincinnati GOOD BOY NATION Full Member

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    Would I find Al Haymon? Most of the time it was just a case of my putting in an appearance, going along the Rue de Seine to the arch leading into the Quai de Conti, and I would see his slender form against the olive-ashen light which floats along the river as he crossed back and forth on the Pont des Arts, or leaned over the iron rail looking at the water. It was quite natural for me to climb the steps to the bridge, go into its narrowness and over to where Al Haymon stood. He would smile and show no surprise, convinced as he was, the same as I, that casual meetings are apt to be just the opposite, and that people who make dates are the same kind who need lines on their writing paper, or who always squeeze up from the bottom on a tube of toothpaste.
     
  9. fatcity

    fatcity Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Who cares.Haymon has done more damage to Showtime than anyone ever could.
     
  10. kragz

    kragz 49*-0 Full Member

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    The tranny video never emerges. It gets taken down the minute it's put up and the uploaders disappear into obscurity. Rumour has it he used to ball with Obama and lived on the same housing project as kids. He has powerful friends.
     
  11. TinFoilHat

    TinFoilHat Boxing Addict Full Member

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    No Al Haymon is a computer program designed to buy, sell and trade fighters and maximize profit.
     
  12. nicamarvin

    nicamarvin Guest

    :deal
     
  13. El-blanco

    El-blanco Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I thought this was a joke and then looked it up. Haha. The articles also say he paid canelo 5 million more not to hurt Floyd.
     
  14. Holy Grail

    Holy Grail Boxing Addict Full Member

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    The only video you will find is him getting his balls sucked by a tranny
     
  15. Eastcoast

    Eastcoast Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He's real enough that Beyonce sued his ass when she caught Haymon and her father stealing money from her.