April Glass Jaw Rankings

That opening post was hilarious.

 

yeah iv seen them going about

 

Im Glad you put Litzau there, if you saw the cut he got against Juarez. And the way he and his corner panicked, What a tiny little *****. Hope he gets a title so he can meet Juan Manuel Lopez or Gamboa. Then it would be lights out


4 those who did not see the fight, the cut was below the eye . And you could barely see it so small it was

 

Why is Judah on there?

 

Because Rico only knows 15 boxers and Judah got ko'd in eye catching style by Kostya Tszyu about 10 years ago...

 

I'm glad to see Amir Khan is still topping the list.

The fragility of his chin can never been underestimated.
I wont be surprised if he gets staggered or floored by Paulie Malignaggi.

 

This picture is brilliant

 

Rico Spadafora has recently made a number of people very, very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state objectively that Spadafora's theatrics, like opium, hashish, or alcohol, keep the canaille in a trance and oblivious of reality. In the first place, Spadafora's catch-phrases have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together—life! I was thinking about how he was voted "most likely to justify, palliate, or excuse the evils of his heart" by his peers. And then it hit me. We can't stop Spadafora overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to strike at the heart of Spadafora's efforts to ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas.
Although Spadafora would rather I discuss the personality flaws of unwed, pregnant teenagers, sexist and meddlesome, his assertions resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that I recently checked out one of Spadafora's recent tracts. Oh, look; he's again saying that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Seriously, though, life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Spadafora so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? In other words, to what depths of depravity does Spadafora need to descend before the rest of us realize we must bring important information about his surly announcements into the limelight? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my soul that if Spadafora can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that his debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Capricious Rhetoric. In the meantime, I maintain that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. Spadafora, in contrast, believes that the most valuable skill one can have is the ability to lie convincingly. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: I've never bothered Spadafora. Yet Spadafora wants to transform our whole society to suit his own wrongheaded interests. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? Still, the issue of what to do about Rico Spadafora's uncivilized hypnopompic insights is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

 

I'm guessing that the only way your head could get so freakishly small was to first remove any trace of a brain?

I mean the whole ****ing kit and caboodle. Cerebellum, top of the spinal cord, the whole lot...

 

Atleast make sense when you try to be funny.

 

Simply one of the greatest posts of all time.

 

Rico is 30 years old. Jesus, I thought he was just some 21 year old or something having a laugh on here.