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BewareofDawg · Apr 29, 2015

Rumsfeld said: ↑

So her crazy obsession with this fight even extends to the ref?

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acr347 · Apr 29, 2015

Rumsfeld said: ↑

So her crazy obsession with this fight even extends to the ref?

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Hey, Kenny is hot. Lol

ellerbe · Apr 29, 2015

acr347 said: ↑

Hey, Kenny is hot. Lol
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You like it when he does the Peter Quillin eyes don't you.

moparfan · Apr 29, 2015

ellerbe said: ↑

You like it when he does the Peter Quillin eyes don't you.
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Naw, he likes the Dominant side of Bayless...especially when Kenny informs him "what I say, you must obey"...:hey

ellerbe · Apr 29, 2015

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Naw, he likes the Dominant side of Bayless...especially when Kenny informs him "what I say, you must obey"...:hey
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:wooo:wooo:wooo

Quebec · Apr 29, 2015

I think this kind of an4logy has been used before but I'm not sure:

May vs Pac is a bit like that girl (I'll call her George, for the sake of this story) you wanted so bad in high school.

Instead of doing your homework and studying for next day's exam, you spent the evening just thinking about George. Some days she would make you think she'd eventually go out with you, but some days she would right out just ignore you. You loved her so much, but to no avail.

Years go by, high school is over and you go on with your life without George. You have a job, a girlfriend (I'll call her Denis, for the sake of this story), everything is alright, except you still feel a bit empty. Sometimes, when you make love to Denis, you close your eyes and imagine it's George's body you're into. Some days the nostalgia of the times with George is so intense that, instead of going to work, you drive by your high school and shed a bucket full of painful tears.

Then one day, BANG! BANG! BANG! someone is knocking on your door. You open it, it's Lampley. Just kidding, it's George! She says: "I'm so sorry, I know I'm 6 years too late, but all this time I thought about you and, I love you.". She gives you her phone number and address on a piece of paper and just before she leaves, she tells you: "Come meet me May 2." You think to yourself, that's 2 months away, weird.

You're in heaven. You can't sleep at night. You can't eat. You don't make love to Denis no more. May 2 is all that's on your mind.

Then one day, a couple weeks before THE meeting, there's a thought that comes in your mind. George is not as beautiful as she used to be. She did gain quite a bit of weight. And what about her teeth. :!: You take a look back at her address written on that piece of paper she gave you and you look it up on google map. No way! She lives in the shiithole part of the city?!?

You're starting to get worried about this whole event. So one day, you wait for Denis to GTFO the house to call George to clear your head. You pick up the phone and dial the number. It's ringing. On the other end, a deep male voice comes through: "Yeah?"

-"Who is this?", you ask.
-"Adonis"
-"mmmm, is George there?"
-"You mean, if she's available? Yeah 'course"
-"uhh"
-"90$ for hour, or 100$ without condoms."

You hang up the phone. Denis comes back home and you go hug her while thinking to yourself, damn, I was ready to quit Denis for a wh0re.

END

ellerbe · Apr 29, 2015

Quebec said: ↑

I think this kind of an4logy has been used before but I'm not sure:

May vs Pac is a bit like that girl (I'll call her George, for the sake of this story) you wanted so bad in high school.

Instead of doing your homework and studying for next day's exam, you spent the evening just thinking about George. Some days she would make you think she'd eventually go out with you, but some days she would right out just ignore you. You loved her so much, but to no avail.

Years go by, high school is over and you go on with your life without George. You have a job, a girlfriend (I'll call her Denis, for the sake of this story), everything is alright, except you still feel a bit empty. Sometimes, when you make love to Denis, you close your eyes and imagine it's George's body you're into. Some days the nostalgia of the times with George is so intense that, instead of going to work, you drive by your high school and shed a bucket full of painful tears.

Then one day, BANG! BANG! BANG! someone is knocking on your door. You open it, it's Lampley. Just kidding, it's George! She says: "I'm so sorry, I know I'm 6 years too late, but all this time I thought about you and, I love you.". She gives you her phone number and address on a piece of paper and just before she leaves, she tells you: "Come meet me May 2." You think to yourself, that's 2 months away, weird.

You're in heaven. You can't sleep at night. You can't eat. You don't make love to Denis no more. May 2 is all that's on your mind.

Then one day, a couple weeks before THE meeting, there's a thought that comes in your mind. George is not as beautiful as she used to be. She did gain quite a bit of weight. And what about her teeth. :!: You take a look back at her address written on that piece of paper she gave you and you look it up on google map. No way! She lives in the shiithole part of the city?!?

You're starting to get worried about this whole event. So one day, you wait for Denis to GTFO the house to call George to clear your head. You pick up the phone and dial the number. It's ringing. On the other end, a deep male voice comes through: "Yeah?"

-"Who is this?", you ask.
-"Adonis"
-"mmmm, is George there?"
-"You mean, if she's available? Yeah 'course"
-"uhh"
-"90$ for hour, or 100$ without condoms."

You hang up the phone. Denis comes back home and you go hug her while thinking to yourself, damn, I was ready to quit Denis for a *****.

END
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lol, couldn't think of a female name? george? lol

Forza · Apr 29, 2015

guess who's back????????????????????????????

BewareofDawg · Apr 29, 2015

Quebec said: ↑

I think this kind of an4logy has been used before but I'm not sure:

May vs Pac is a bit like that girl (I'll call her George, for the sake of this story) you wanted so bad in high school.

Instead of doing your homework and studying for next day's exam, you spent the evening just thinking about George. Some days she would make you think she'd eventually go out with you, but some days she would right out just ignore you. You loved her so much, but to no avail.

Years go by, high school is over and you go on with your life without George. You have a job, a girlfriend (I'll call her Denis, for the sake of this story), everything is alright, except you still feel a bit empty. Sometimes, when you make love to Denis, you close your eyes and imagine it's George's body you're into. Some days the nostalgia of the times with George is so intense that, instead of going to work, you drive by your high school and shed a bucket full of painful tears.

Then one day, BANG! BANG! BANG! someone is knocking on your door. You open it, it's Lampley. Just kidding, it's George! She says: "I'm so sorry, I know I'm 6 years too late, but all this time I thought about you and, I love you.". She gives you her phone number and address on a piece of paper and just before she leaves, she tells you: "Come meet me May 2." You think to yourself, that's 2 months away, weird.

You're in heaven. You can't sleep at night. You can't eat. You don't make love to Denis no more. May 2 is all that's on your mind.

Then one day, a couple weeks before THE meeting, there's a thought that comes in your mind. George is not as beautiful as she used to be. She did gain quite a bit of weight. And what about her teeth. :!: You take a look back at her address written on that piece of paper she gave you and you look it up on google map. No way! She lives in the shiithole part of the city?!?

You're starting to get worried about this whole event. So one day, you wait for Denis to GTFO the house to call George to clear your head. You pick up the phone and dial the number. It's ringing. On the other end, a deep male voice comes through: "Yeah?"

-"Who is this?", you ask.
-"Adonis"
-"mmmm, is George there?"
-"You mean, if she's available? Yeah 'course"
-"uhh"
-"90$ for hour, or 100$ without condoms."

You hang up the phone. Denis comes back home and you go hug her while thinking to yourself, damn, I was ready to quit Denis for a wh0re.

END
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"It's Lampley" hahaha

moparfan · Apr 29, 2015

Quebec said: ↑

I think this kind of an4logy has been used before but I'm not sure:

May vs Pac is a bit like that girl (I'll call her George, for the sake of this story) you wanted so bad in high school.

Instead of doing your homework and studying for next day's exam, you spent the evening just thinking about George. Some days she would make you think she'd eventually go out with you, but some days she would right out just ignore you. You loved her so much, but to no avail.

Years go by, high school is over and you go on with your life without George. You have a job, a girlfriend (I'll call her Denis, for the sake of this story), everything is alright, except you still feel a bit empty. Sometimes, when you make love to Denis, you close your eyes and imagine it's George's body you're into. Some days the nostalgia of the times with George is so intense that, instead of going to work, you drive by your high school and shed a bucket full of painful tears.

Then one day, BANG! BANG! BANG! someone is knocking on your door. You open it, it's Lampley. Just kidding, it's George! She says: "I'm so sorry, I know I'm 6 years too late, but all this time I thought about you and, I love you.". She gives you her phone number and address on a piece of paper and just before she leaves, she tells you: "Come meet me May 2." You think to yourself, that's 2 months away, weird.

You're in heaven. You can't sleep at night. You can't eat. You don't make love to Denis no more. May 2 is all that's on your mind.

Then one day, a couple weeks before THE meeting, there's a thought that comes in your mind. George is not as beautiful as she used to be. She did gain quite a bit of weight. And what about her teeth. :!: You take a look back at her address written on that piece of paper she gave you and you look it up on google map. No way! She lives in the shiithole part of the city?!?

You're starting to get worried about this whole event. So one day, you wait for Denis to GTFO the house to call George to clear your head. You pick up the phone and dial the number. It's ringing. On the other end, a deep male voice comes through: "Yeah?"

-"Who is this?", you ask.
-"Adonis"
-"mmmm, is George there?"
-"You mean, if she's available? Yeah 'course"
-"uhh"
-"90$ for hour, or 100$ without condoms."

You hang up the phone. Denis comes back home and you go hug her while thinking to yourself, damn, I was ready to quit Denis for a wh0re.

END
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What the god damn hell is wrong with you...??? George & Denis...??? You could have said Georgetta and Denise...!!!

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BewareofDawg · Apr 29, 2015

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What the god damn hell is wrong with you...??? George & Denis...??? You could have said Georgetta and Denise...!!!

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Hahaha

Quebec · Apr 29, 2015

moparfan said: ↑

what the god damn hell is wrong with you...??? George & denis...??? You could have said georgetta and denise...!!!

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:d

acr347 · Apr 29, 2015

ellerbe said: ↑

You like it when he does the Peter Quillin eyes don't you.
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Lol hilarious.

CST80 · Apr 29, 2015

There's nothing wrong someone new to the sport being hyped up about Boxing, and just because they may not have been watching for the past 30 years doesn't mean they should have the hell bashed out of them. I hope that you can continue to be this interested in Boxing after Saturday and not run off like all the other casuals most likely will, although I have a feeling that you will, and try your best to expand your horizons beyond what ever you see on TV, you're a part of the Youtube Generation take advantage of it to the max, look up stuff from all over the world don't be stuck in HBO/Showtime mode.

To be a hardcore fan of this sport you've got to be ****ing Hardcore, its not easy to keep track of or follow unless you pay attention to every little aspect, check Boxrec and all the different Boxing sites daily read about all of the names that you don't recognize maybe even the ones you can't pronounce, and use your obsessions to your advantage, it might become maddening and overwhelm you well put your head down and plow right headlong into that which you don't understand like a bull and you'll come out a better fan because of it.

Look to the East there you will find the future of the sport don't stop with Gennady, there's a lot more where he came from abuffy.:deal

I love new fans they will keep the sport going for the decades to come that's why I've been doing all of these friggin threads I've been doing for the past year preparing the casuals in my own stupid little way for Boxing A.P. and A.M. that would be After Pacquiao and After Mayweather of course.

Ducklerr · Apr 29, 2015

CST80 said: ↑

There's nothing wrong someone new to the sport being hyped up about Boxing, and just because they may not have been watching for the past 30 years doesn't mean they should have the hell bashed out of them. I hope that you can continue to be this interested in Boxing after Saturday and not run off like all the other casuals most likely will, although I have a feeling that you will, and try your best to expand your horizons beyond what ever you see on TV, you're a part of the Youtube Generation take advantage of it to the max, look up stuff from all over the world don't be stuck in HBO/Showtime mode.

To be a hardcore fan of this sport you've got to be ****ing Hardcore, its not easy to keep track of or follow unless you pay attention to every little aspect, check Boxrec and all the different Boxing sites daily read about all of the names that you don't recognize maybe even the ones you can't pronounce, and use your obsessions to your advantage, it might become maddening and overwhelm you well put your head down and plow right headlong into that which you don't understand like a bull and you'll come out a better fan because of it.

Look to the East there you will find the future of the sport don't stop with Gennady, there's a lot more where he came from abuffy.:deal

I love new fans they will keep the sport going for the decades to come that's why I've been doing all of these friggin threads I've been doing for the past year preparing the casuals in my own stupid little way for Boxing A.P. and A.M. that would be After Pacquiao and After Mayweather of course.
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This is a gem :good

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