Aslambek Ilyasovich Idigov vs. Ryan Kurtiss Allan Ford & Apti Ustarkhanov vs. Andrey Sirotkin RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Yeah, only a matter of time here...

    AND THE NEW! :ibutt
     
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  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 2

    Ustarkhanov is daubing Sirotkin's face with a paintbrush jab from afar, then exploding with big head and body hooking combos that drive Sirotkin across the ring into the ropes. Sirotkin with double jabs to chest and chin while planking over to his right or squatting in place squared up with Ustarkhanov, but only throwing in spurts and getting outworked.

    10-9 Ustarkhanov

    19-19
     
  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Ustarkhanov blowing hard on his stool...

    Kadyrov about to fish out the "Panama Lewis bottle" from his duffel bag and jump on the ring apron to give him a swig? :sisi1
     
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    first knockdown for Akhmat club fighter
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Ugly, but I'll take it.
     
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    Do you know who Kadyrov is? :eek:

    by the way, the next fight is his son’s amauter fight
     
  8. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Ustarkhanov is trading left jabs with either-handed jabs from Sirotkin, who is once again switch-hitting. Ustarkhanov sort of walks into a halfway-thrown rear-hand shot and goes to a knee, mostly just pushed from the momentum rather than hurt by the impact. The rest of the round is an uneventful jab-fest, with some holding.

    10-8 Sirotkin

    29-27 Sirotkin
     
  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    He's pretty famous over here, proportionate to his republic's size.

    Even for people who don't follow international news that closely, John Oliver has roasted him a bunch of times:

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    And of course anyone that watches lots of Russian boxing knows him from being an ubiquitous presence at these shows. :thumbsup:
     
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    3-1 Sirotkin
     
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  11. IntentionalButt

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    Sirotkin not looking amazing but playing matador effectively, controlling Ustarkhanov especially well when in the southpaw stance waving that right hook up in the air threateningly. Ustarkhanov rushing in to bombard the body, with not much to show for it as Sirotkin turns & counters him. Sirotkin down at one point, slip.

    10-9 Sirotkin

    39-36 Sirotkin
     
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  12. IntentionalButt

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    This is getting really messy. Ref having to stay involved.
     
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  14. IntentionalButt

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    Sirotkin using a sort of "Drunken Master Kung-Fu" style, bobbing as if treading water as he circumnavigates Ustarkhanov at medium-long range and casting in right jabs & hooks for quick touches before riding the wave offline. Ustarkhanov has no idea how to deal with him, except to flurry in and force a clinch -which he does, often.

    49-45 Sirotkin
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Nowadays only a small fraction of what I used to...and still probably never less than a dozen. :sisi1
     
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