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  1. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    I'm making no claims for this doggerel. I just wanted to get an idea of what I've written so I don't repeat myself / or maybe its to be able to find a poem to rip off quickly if I'm too lazy to write another... Who can say?

    Boxer poems

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    Wilder's
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    also his
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    His nemesis, legendary
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    The scourge of the buffets,
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    Let's
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    and some
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    The ballad of
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    When Columbus
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    Still more on the
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    And stop
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    On the horror of
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    Who
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    On
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    daring the trip to Sofia
    On the great
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    And the less
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    You, yes, you can fight
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    Yarde v
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    The
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    RIP
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    Bumcrusher plus
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    is ready for his title fight now nurse
    Bob
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    General Boxing

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    On being a paid servant of th
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    On the price of 70 dollars for
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    On the pressing need for
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    Advice for those that would
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    Other nonsense
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  2. iii

    iii Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Ha ha ha Brilliant!!
     
  3. Col Mortimer

    Col Mortimer The question isn't indiscreet.The answer could be Full Member

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    Bloo*y good, mate!, I'm impressed.

    Maybe you could use your talents to write a poem about Marvin Hagler for the remembarence thread???
     
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  4. Potato80

    Potato80 A potato Full Member

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    I'll bow my head
    with a raised white flag;
    Submitting to your humble-brag

    I'm moved by Holler's collected writ.
    (This IS the lowest form of wit...)

    I'm punchy
    Reeling
    Feeling faint
    Rhymemasterclass to my fingerpaint

    But I'm always there
    I'll never go
    In yer head, rent free
    Gypsy Potato
     
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  5. KernowWarrior

    KernowWarrior Bob Fitzsimmons much bigger brother. Full Member

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    Looks mighty fine to me, henceforth you shall be known as the Bard of Boxing, just hope Galento does not see you as his next opponent, after he has taken care of Shakespeare that is.

    "I'll moider da bum"

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  6. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    We tell tales of the legends,
    That we watched in the past,
    Will their deeds be remembered,
    Will their memories last,
    Amongst all those warriors,
    That epic battles fought,
    There's a precious small number,
    That transcend the sport,

    What a sight was this man,
    Pate glistening and bald,
    Face grim with resolve,
    Hagler he was called,
    In the ring simply awesome,
    Not a flaw to be found,
    Switching stance if he chose,
    In the midst of the round,

    He reigned at a time,
    Of not one king but four,
    Those great fights with his rivals,
    Are now deep boxing lore,
    He left us too soon,
    But remember him thus,
    There's thousands of boxers,
    Only one Marvellous,
     
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  7. Col Mortimer

    Col Mortimer The question isn't indiscreet.The answer could be Full Member

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  8. JOKER

    JOKER "He is greater." — AdamT on Pac > Fluid Jr. Full Member

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    Deontay Wilder
    Twig *******
    Please retire
     
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  9. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    I wasn't sure if such blatant self aggrandisement was a good idea, but as it's tempted Potato out of the ground before spring it's creation is justified...
     
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  10. Potato80

    Potato80 A potato Full Member

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    Admiration unexpressed;
    One day we'll meet
    and put this to rest.

    Until then, we're mired
    in lyrical horror.
    My battle-cry:
    "You poet dosser!"
     
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  11. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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  12. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    Thoughts on the second coming of Benn...

    Gather round boys,
    Ed's got work for you,
    We need a new boxer,
    For our next Pay per view,

    Let's start with a name,
    Famous way back when,
    We did it with Eubank,
    Now let's try with Benn,

    Don't worry 'bout resume,
    Or his fight record stats,
    Just give him beard implants,
    And plenty of Tats,

    And feed him some lines,
    To reel off to the mic,
    Bout a kid in the 'hood,
    That's the bollocks they like,

    Then we'll feed him some pudding,
    Whilst we hype him to ****
    And we'll all make a million,
    Or two with good luck,
     
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  13. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    As you doubtless know I don't like to make a big thing about being the toughest man on this forum. It's usually not something I mention, but seems like some folk here are not showing the right amount of respect recently so I'll just leave it at this...

    Each morning I faced him and soon grew afeard,
    Blood colder than beer from a chiller,
    I decided I'd sooner grow me a beard,
    Than look at the eyes of a killer,

    For colder than ice were the eyes in my face,
    With a visage as grim as the night,
    Of pity and mercy I saw not a trace,
    My reflection a terrible sight,

    This board's full of pansies and puny half men,
    That I'd easily swat like a fly,
    Tis a truth long acknowledged again and again,
    Fighting Holler's a quick way to die,

    :dancer2:
     
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  14. JOKER

    JOKER "He is greater." — AdamT on Pac > Fluid Jr. Full Member

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    What's going on?
     
  15. Braindamage

    Braindamage Baby Face Beast Full Member

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    Becareful of whom you write a negative poem, for if Wilder sees you he may break your fragile dome.