I'm making no claims for this doggerel. I just wanted to get an idea of what I've written so I don't repeat myself / or maybe its to be able to find a poem to rip off quickly if I'm too lazy to write another... Who can say? Boxer poems On being asked to fight Wilder and what happened next The notepad of Deontay Wilder Wilder's windmills of the ring also his resume His nemesis, legendary Dustin Nicholls The scourge of the buffets, Bermane Stiverne Let's be mean to Canelo and again and some more again and some more again just to be sure The ballad of Tyson the Bison Fury When Columbus met Luiz Ortiz Stop the sucking of boogeyman Luiz Ortiz Still more on the legend of Luiz Ortiz And stop hyping him too Haymon Chris Arreola Stormin Nathan Gorman On the horror of Shannon 'Let's go Champ' Briggs Who spiked Dillian Whyte? On Hughie Fury daring the trip to Sofia On the great Harry Greb And the less great Helenius You, yes, you can fight Anthony Yarde Yarde v Kovalev The legend of Yarde RIP Marvin Hagler Tommy Fury Bumcrusher plus Fres Oquendo is ready for his title fight now nurse Bob Arum knows how to make a Kubrat Pulev Pudding Conor Benn the new star of UK PPV The quest for Errol Spence's balls General Boxing Finkel vs Warren Eddie Hearn shot Kennedy Eddie Hearn created the Coronavirus too The result of AJ vs Fury On being a paid servant of the evil Matchroom empire On the price of 70 dollars for Wilder vs Breazeale On the pressing need for more belts in boxing Advice for those that would cherry pick their opponents On wishing to add a body to ones record On Wilder's fans On the prospect of Wilder vs Charles Martin The danger of asking for a poem Boxing is a pantomime On the dangers of engaging in discourse with Dubblechin should windmill be the topic Mooving tribute to Canelo Other nonsense Sound advice for our poor idiot cousins across the pond respect my pronouns ***** Why these poems suck Canelo PED testing exclusive behind the scenes insights Quantum physics explained. The dangers of reading French philosophers The Evan Fields Files
Bloo*y good, mate!, I'm impressed. Maybe you could use your talents to write a poem about Marvin Hagler for the remembarence thread???
I'll bow my head with a raised white flag; Submitting to your humble-brag I'm moved by Holler's collected writ. (This IS the lowest form of wit...) I'm punchy Reeling Feeling faint Rhymemasterclass to my fingerpaint But I'm always there I'll never go In yer head, rent free Gypsy Potato
Looks mighty fine to me, henceforth you shall be known as the Bard of Boxing, just hope Galento does not see you as his next opponent, after he has taken care of Shakespeare that is. "I'll moider da bum" Here is a message from our sponsor This content is protected
We tell tales of the legends, That we watched in the past, Will their deeds be remembered, Will their memories last, Amongst all those warriors, That epic battles fought, There's a precious small number, That transcend the sport, What a sight was this man, Pate glistening and bald, Face grim with resolve, Hagler he was called, In the ring simply awesome, Not a flaw to be found, Switching stance if he chose, In the midst of the round, He reigned at a time, Of not one king but four, Those great fights with his rivals, Are now deep boxing lore, He left us too soon, But remember him thus, There's thousands of boxers, Only one Marvellous,
I wasn't sure if such blatant self aggrandisement was a good idea, but as it's tempted Potato out of the ground before spring it's creation is justified...
Admiration unexpressed; One day we'll meet and put this to rest. Until then, we're mired in lyrical horror. My battle-cry: "You poet dosser!"
Thoughts on the second coming of Benn... Gather round boys, Ed's got work for you, We need a new boxer, For our next Pay per view, Let's start with a name, Famous way back when, We did it with Eubank, Now let's try with Benn, Don't worry 'bout resume, Or his fight record stats, Just give him beard implants, And plenty of Tats, And feed him some lines, To reel off to the mic, Bout a kid in the 'hood, That's the bollocks they like, Then we'll feed him some pudding, Whilst we hype him to **** And we'll all make a million, Or two with good luck,
As you doubtless know I don't like to make a big thing about being the toughest man on this forum. It's usually not something I mention, but seems like some folk here are not showing the right amount of respect recently so I'll just leave it at this... Each morning I faced him and soon grew afeard, Blood colder than beer from a chiller, I decided I'd sooner grow me a beard, Than look at the eyes of a killer, For colder than ice were the eyes in my face, With a visage as grim as the night, Of pity and mercy I saw not a trace, My reflection a terrible sight, This board's full of pansies and puny half men, That I'd easily swat like a fly, Tis a truth long acknowledged again and again, Fighting Holler's a quick way to die,