Awful training videos part 2

Skim this article, then watch the video at the bottom of it.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Boxing-Training-Tips-On-Defensive-Sparring

Then read this article and try to keep a straight face:

http://hubpages.com/hub/How-Boxing-Improved-My-Killer-Instinct

 

Wow! All I can say is wow. I posted at the bottom of this "this is awful!" I doubt it makes it to the comments. Thanks for the laugh. I have not yet read the article.

 

I like the "someone was murdered in my basement a few weeks ago" part. Rough place.

 

Reading the article makes the video at least 48X as funny as it is already :deal

 

I'll see if this one qualifies. A few years ago I was a pretty straightforward swarmer who overpowered opponents, and I started working on, you know, slipping drills, because I either had flawless victories or I got hit too much and my face tore up. Well, here was the second montage I made, and when I saw it I realized damn it, no matter if I slipped or didn't, he was never going to hit me in the face anyway with these drills.

There's still some cool training stuff in the video, but I feel like every time he is supposed to be aiming for me he is aiming for the corners of the boxing gym and I thought I was dodging all this stuff like Floyd. :rofl

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WGyRqSPC58[/ame]

 

That trainer looks like he'd rather be doing anything else

 

oh god that kid is going to get slain

 

http://hubpages.com/hub/How-Boxing-Improved-My-Killer-Instinct

Comment ;-)

 

I bet this is where brock lesnar goes for advice on how to defend against punches.

 

God, I would love to spar the guy with the odd head movement, and crack him with an uppercut. It would be beautiful.

 

The advice isn't awful.... the execution however.

 

I did something I swore I would never do, I posted a comment below on his article.

Personally after hearing you guys put him down, it's obvious he's right, you all feel threatened, as do I!:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

His article reminded me of the self-aggrandizement of a lot of karate for kids and taekwondo family centers.

Its like when they give the 10 year old kid his black belt after two years of doing nothing but throwing a straight hip punch and a kick.

There is not a man on earth he can defeat, but that black belt sure sounds cool.

Except nobody gave this kid a belt.

 

this blokes a ****in idiot

 

He actually throws punches kind of like Jack Johnson, that dude in the first vid.