Dear Mr Earl-Hicky, We wish to inform you that, following an emergency meeting of the "wow, what a crap April Fool's day thread" committee, we are left with no alternative other than to rescind your award for worse, most transparent April Fool's day joke ever. We would like to apologise for any inconvienence and embarrassment this may have caused you and wish you well in your future endeavours.
If David Haye wanted to back out of a Klitschko fight again.. I think today would be the perfect day to announce it cuz no one would believe him!