bermaine stiverne ? seriously what a fat pig .............

I went to the Buffet, was such a disappointment, thought I was arriving early at 1:15 P.M. Turns out Bermane scarfed down pound after pound within 15 minutes of opening the buffet, was completely empty.

If only Bermane had the same passion 4 Boxing as he does 4 gluten, pasteurized cheeses & processed meat.

 

Boxing: Dr Suess Edition

 

I've seen the Lorax, who speaks for the trees. It speaks for the trees for the trees have no tongues.

Not that it spoke to me

 

Huck vs Bermane would be nice

 

I wonder if Bermane goes "HUUNGH!" and does a little shoulder roll every time he shovels another forkful of coleslaw down his gullet?

 

No wonder kids in Jamaica are starving. This pig ate all the food on the island.

 

He comes from Haiti, which incidentally has massive deforestation, presumably due to Bermane's toothpick addiction.

 

He probably just ate the trees.