Berto beats Ali

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  1. BoxKing

    BoxKing Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Knowing he would be born after Ali retired, Berto went back in time and had a child the same time as Ali was born to see if Ali really was a threat to him.

    That child's name was George Foreman.
     
    BoxKing, Dec 18, 2010
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  2. DocLouis

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    Berto tried to get a fight with both Klitschkos at the same time, but they ducked him. Wisely so.
     
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  3. v2k987

    v2k987 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Andre Berto can hear sign language
     
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  4. ron u.k.

    ron u.k. Boxing Addict banned

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    Er...I don't think you've quite got this.
     
    ron u.k., Dec 18, 2010
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  5. stefanoitch

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    Ali wouldnt take the fight. To much to risk to little to gain
     
    stefanoitch, Dec 18, 2010
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  6. lastletter26

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    The smithsonian's confidential records indicate that Berto was born in a labratory, by artificial inseminating a woman with DNA found at the Roswell Crash site.
     
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  7. v2k987

    v2k987 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    bump
     
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  8. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    When Berto does a pushup, He isn’t lifting himself up, He’s pushing the Earth down.
     
    Hatesrats, Dec 18, 2010
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  9. BoxKing

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    Berto once KOed an opponent by accidentally sneezing on him.
     
    BoxKing, Dec 18, 2010
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  10. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Andre Berto.
    Andre Berto can speak Braille.
     
    Hatesrats, Dec 18, 2010
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  11. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    Superman owns a pair of Andre Berto pajamas.
     
    Hatesrats, Dec 18, 2010
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  12. BenjaminLinus

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    To say that Berto is fast is a lie. What he actually does is teleport (the number times it takes to fool television cameras into projecting a fluid, live motion). Incredible. He will become the G.O.A.T. in 2 years time.
     
    BenjaminLinus, Dec 18, 2010
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  13. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    Andre Berto can kill two stones with one bird.
     
    Hatesrats, Dec 18, 2010
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  14. BenjaminLinus

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    Berto stopped Starscream with a blistering body shot 37 seconds into the first round. He's the truth.
     
    BenjaminLinus, Dec 18, 2010
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  15. MancMexican

    MancMexican Blood & Guts Forever Full Member

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    Berto is the only man Chuck Norris fears.
     
    MancMexican, Dec 18, 2010
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