Best and Worst nicknames

Scott 'Mayem in the crisps aisle of Tesco' Harrison.

 

Scott "unexpected alky in bagging area" Harrison

 

Best

Manos de piedra
the baddest man on the planet
the baby faced assasin
el flaco explosivo
lights out
smokin'
the golden boy
the human highlight reel
macho
the ghost
el magnifico
the real deal
the Manassa mauler
the raging bull



Worst

Hispanic causing panicatsch:rofl:rofl:rofl
funtime (sounds like a fairground ride/code word for sex)
hitman hatton (Hitmen don't go in all guns blazing. Ricky the cowboy Hatton would be more appropriate)
Chunky (makes you think of kit katatsch)
cobra (Cobras are graceful, agile and super fast. How is Froch any of those?)
Punisher (boring and unoriginal. Paul "lanky" Williams would be better)
Vicious (boring and unoriginal)
special K (kellogs cornflakes?atsch for ****s sake. Kell's real name is Ezekiel which is a good name. They made it worse by shortening it)
magic (not appropriate for either M Hatton or Paulie)

 

:rofl

 

magic is appropriate for paulie....you not a fan ?

bonecrusher is the best one i ever heard.

what about the clones cyclone ?

 

"Magic" Matt is always one that makes me chuckle.

 

When Lance Whitaker was advised by Rock Newman to change his name to Goofi that was pretty bad.

I always liked Mike "The Vampire" Hunter.

 

When I think of magic I think of something unbelievable, hard to believe. Like when you watch it you almost can't believe your eyes. It would suit a boxer with amazing physical ability. Someone like Roy Jones jr or SRL where you see them perform and you're amazed at the physical talent, and how they're able to showboat and do tricks and stuff.

 

To be fair, it is hard to believe the title shot.

 

Paulie is exactly that, a showman.

 

fair enough, but I'm just not impressed or amazed at what he does in the ring.

 

Mike 'The Bounty' Hunter was better.

 

Carmen "the upstate onion farmer" Basilio :yep
Ike "Bazooka" Quartey :!:

 

Lee 'I'm no baby' Swaby always got me.