Best line in any of the Rocky Films?

Here's a few I looked up, but my personal favorites were from Paulie. What you ever get me....a lousy exlax watch."

Paulie: I don't like these people.
Rocky: Well maybe they don't like you.
Paulie: What did I ever do to them?

http://www.angelfire.com/pa/finalbell/quotes.html

 

take her to the zoo!

 

Sue me for What?

 

Rocky 2=

"we are going to make rocky dolls for kids. you can kick it, you can beat it, it takes a hell of a beating!"



"leonard take him away! I only work with profesionals!"

 

you got heart kid,but you fight like a god damn ape!

 

Rocky - don't get mentally irregular

 

Here is an unintentional funny combination of lines, from Rocky I & II. I'm sure Stallone didn't have this in mind when writing, but I think it's funny... it's a little non-PC though for me to bring it up, but whatever.

ROCKY I
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The ******* driver for Gazzo, upon hearing that Rocky is taking out Adrian for the first time, says, "Take her to the Zoo. I hear ******s like the zoo".

ROCKY II
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Rocky is in the Philidalphia Zoo, about to propose to Adrian, and says,
Rocky: "I like the zoo. Do you like the zoo Adrian?"
Adrian: "I like the zoo."


So there you go. I guess Stallone subliminally thinks both his main characters in the series are '******s'.

Don't hate me now, I know it's not nice but I always thought it's a little funny that Stallone wrote those combination of lines in the two movies.

 

On a less nasty note, Mickey's "You're gonna eat lightning, and crap thunder!" line about getting Rocky super tough is pretty golden.

 

Ah, crap. People already had the zoo line... but at least I had that extra line in there, to give the complete (if unintentional) context! Anyway that's it from me. Cheers.

 

What about my prime mick, least you had a prime!
This thread could be endless lol

 

"I ain't punchy....I just got a relaxed brain" Something along those lines.
"Apollo Creed meets the Italian stallion...! "Sounds like a godamn horror movie"

 

ROCKY II

Adrian: "will you just do one thing for me??"

Rocky: "Yeah what's that?"

Adrian: "Win....Win!"

BONG!!..DING!!!

Mickey: "WHADDAWE WAIDIN FUR!!!!!"

 

I always get a tingle down my spine,when it comes to that bit. Brilliant :good

 

I am partial to the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle!!!!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXEny-BzKc[/ame]



–Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
–Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle.
–I’m Cappy Von Trapment, F.B.I.
–I thought you said your name was Frank.
–Shut up, Bullwinkle!
–Okay, Frank.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rocky: Do you know what an A-bomb is?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bullwinkle: Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bullwinkle: Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?[/FONT]

–Don’t you guys know about faxes?
–Yeah, don’t you know about e-mail?
–Sure. A fax is a little red critter that hunts geese and chickens.
Half of them are males and the other half are e-males.


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Natasha: Hello dollink.[/FONT]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Fearless Leader: What does Pottsylvania have more than any other country? Mean! We have more mean than any other country in Europe! We must export mean.[/FONT]

Rocky: Well, they don't call him Wrongway Peachfuzz for nothing!
Bullwinkle: You mean they gotta pay?