Biden vs Trump boxing match

He had to put on a disguise to run for president, but we'll always remember him for the true man he was.

 

I like when the attorney produces the fight contract for Terry Conklin. I can’t remember the exact words but it’s something like this:

“It’s vague, indecipherable and obtuse. Any interpretation will lead to endless litigation. I think it’s my best work.”

 

Today? Ridiculous question - Biden is terribly frail; Trump is no picture of health, but sturdy enough to cause some damage. Bad mismatch.

In their relative prime, even into their 40s? Biden. Trump is bluster and bull****. He’s never known a moment of hardship or conflict in his life. Biden has that Irish temper that’s flared up from time to time - if he lost his ****, I think he would have caused some damage. And please, no nonsense about Trump being a college athlete - the day after he graduated, he did nothing but golf. He’s a soft man; certainly bigger than Biden, but not tougher.

My admittedly biased .02, already can see the responses …

 

Mr. Sonny I don't think you make enough new threads, please more

 

Shame. Biden is old and sicko.

Trump KO's Biden 5 seconds later they touch their gloves.

 

Lol at anyone who believes Trump is 6'3" and 244 lbs. More like 6' and 280 lbs at this point. He's built more like Andy Ruiz than Daniel Dubois.

 

"My measurements are fake news!"

 

I think they might’ve have to drop the ban on smelling salts for this one Stevie - just to get them out of their corners at first bell.

 

I heard Jimmy gave up boxing because he was only getting paid peanuts - AS IF Jimmy needed any more of those!

 

Without even a KD scored or standing 8 deemed, the ref performs a quick cognitive test on Biden during pre fight instructions to check his condition.

Joe’s answer to the simple query posed by the man in the middle forces the ref to wave the fight off before it even begins.

The ref’s simple question as to “how many fingers am I holding up” was answered with a counter question “What’s for lunch?” from an obviously hungry Biden.

The only argument that ensues is whether Trump should be awarded a TKO 1 or a TKO Zero OR, that the whole sham be ruled a NC.

 

Referee: "Any questions?"

Biden: "Who pooped my pants?"

Trump: "My questions are the greatest questions ever. When I'm done, everyone will be talking about how great my questions are."