Big Bang impregnates Joe's chin and becomes his father, no lie

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  1. LaidOut

    LaidOut Whaaaaat? Full Member

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    Brutal KO.
    Zhang: "You are now my son. Don't be sad"
    Joyce: "Yes, father. I will miss you when you return to China"

    So a bit of a good news story in the end.
     
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  2. On The Money

    On The Money Dangerous Journeyman Full Member

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    Zhang also is a Shaolin kung fu master. He beats Ngannou and Fury on same night, all formats.
     
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  3. CooperKupp

    CooperKupp “B.. but they all playin NBA basketball again!” Full Member

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    Zhang cracked him so hard, Joyce’s kids will be born with their left hands kept up against their chins.
     
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  4. LaidOut

    LaidOut Whaaaaat? Full Member

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    Zhang's thoughts: Always bet on red!!! (That's China for you politically slow members).
     
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  5. Sauron

    Sauron Member Full Member

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    I simply did not see a different result happening for this fight. You can't remake a boxer from scratch in one year, let alone 5 months, and this is especially true of a fighter in their late 30s. Joyce never should've gone for a rematch.
     
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  6. LaidOut

    LaidOut Whaaaaat? Full Member

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    Not gonna lie, I spit out my drink reading that one!! Damn, that's brutal. True, but brutal.
     
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  7. LaidOut

    LaidOut Whaaaaat? Full Member

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    Truth is he was doing all the right things in the first round. But mainly because Big Bang wasn't throwing yet. As soon as Zhang started landing in Round 2, Joyce little by little resorted back to his fundamentals, which quickly lost him the fight within the next round.
     
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  8. chico g

    chico g Let's watch some Sesame Street...lmao Full Member

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    Don't say that!? Emperor Zang will have the beaten Juggernaut cARTED off to China and ChOPPED INTO CHOP SUEY! Lmao
     
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