Bizarre Larry Holmes encounter

ETM · Oct 29, 2018

I would have taken the car to Barret Jackson with the Holmes aroma fetching 100k or so. Larry would have came back and signed it

SambaKing1993 · May 25, 2019

I've heard back from my friend recently about his Uncle's son who had to be held back in class due to this incident. Here's the transcript.

"The good news is that young Timmy has been moved back to his original class. We are unsure if it was just a 'phase' that young Timmy was going through, or it has took these few months for his body to get rid of the toxins. Either way, we are delighted he is back with his old class mates and is showing steady improvements. We have no ill feeling towards Larry, and we wish him well in his old age".

young griffo · May 25, 2019

SambaKing1993 said: ↑

I've heard back from my friend recently about his Uncle's son who had to be held back in class due to this incident. Here's the transcript.

"The good news is that young Timmy has been moved back to his original class. We are unsure if it was just a 'phase' that young Timmy was going through, or it has took these few months for his body to get rid of the toxins. Either way, we are delighted he is back with his old class mates and is showing steady improvements. We have no ill feeling towards Larry, and we wish him well in his old age".
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Timmy’s better, Larry’s doing his things, the family gets a new car and no animals were hurt during this experience.

Alls well that ends well.

NoNeck · May 25, 2019

SambaKing1993 said: ↑

I've heard back from my friend recently about his Uncle's son who had to be held back in class due to this incident. Here's the transcript.

"The good news is that young Timmy has been moved back to his original class. We are unsure if it was just a 'phase' that young Timmy was going through, or it has took these few months for his body to get rid of the toxins. Either way, we are delighted he is back with his old class mates and is showing steady improvements. We have no ill feeling towards Larry, and we wish him well in his old age".
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Not the only Tim who Holmes farted on and held back.

George Crowcroft · Dec 29, 2019

I skim read through it and came away with a new found appreciation for Larry's fart game

JackSilver · Dec 29, 2019

Holmes don’t care who he upsets. He never holds back. He talks whatever he wants and farts whenever he wants.

Saad54 · Dec 29, 2019

SambaKing1993 said: ↑

My friend's uncle had an interesting experience with Larry Holmes in LA. Here is his version of events.

"I was in LAX (airport) picking up my wife and two young sons when I seen Larry Holmes of all people. suited & booted, looking confused. It turns out he couldn't get reception on his phone so I offered to drop him off at his hotel to which he reluctantly accepted.

So we get in the car, and he tells us he wants to go eat at Denny's I say fine and we go. Well his part of the bill came to $68. I swear he ate 3 grand slams and 4 more breakfasts, all by himself. and he never offered to pitch in for it. To avoid any undue awkwardness we fronted the bill. I guessed it would be worth it if I could squeeze out any boxing stories on the drive to the hotel, so off we set.

That's when it happened. Larry let this fart rip for like 3 minutes straight. I know it was that long because Shania Twain was playing on the radio and he farted pretty much the whole time. The vinyl pealed off the door of my saturn where he was sitting. It was a hot summer's day which intensified the smell as it filled up the car. It smelled of rotten eggs and death. The whole situation turned very awkward very fast, as both me and my wife went silent and didn't know where to look. It didn't seem to bother Larry as he reached forward and turned off the station. Trying not to make the situation any more awkward, we didn't roll down the windows. That's when my 14 month old son started screaming in the back of the car. My other ten year old son said, "daddy I don't feel well". I said "son, it's ok. We are nearly home. It must have been the burger you had at Denny's". Despite the mayhem surrounding him, Larry was just sitting their grinning like nothing had happened. In the next fifteen minutes that followed, Larry was farting on a bi-minute basis. He even started doing tunes with them. My 14 month old son had been sick several times and my 10 year old was still feeling groggy.

We arrived at the hotel and all got out the car to stretch our legs. Larry thanked us for the lift and as he turned to leave, he dropped one of his wallet. As he bent down to pick it up right in front of my wife, he let out this almighty fart that must have been 105 decibels. You could see the molecules coming from his anus as they landed on my wife's chest who was several inches behind him. My wife started crying hysterically which led to my 14 month old son to start screaming. My 10 year old was bent over at the hip spewing his lungs out. This was all happening while Larry was walking away clicking his fingers at one of the hotel staff to take his suitcase.

Since then, I had my Saturn put in for repairs to the vinyl and had it power washed by a specialised cleaning company. Unfortunately, remnants of the smell had remained and we had to get the car destroyed. I'm now without a car and my ten year old has been moved back a year in school due to slow learning which we think has a direct correlation to what happened in that car.
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Lol

Thanks for the laughs

ETM · Dec 29, 2019

When you win the heavyweight title you've got the right.

ETM · Dec 29, 2019

Anyone hear this story about Ben Roesthisberger randomly going to Mathew Stafford's home in Dallas? Stafford didn't even know Ben was in town. BigBen knocks on the door and asks to use his bathroom. Very awkward very weird.
So according to legend Ben left a log in the toilet, never even flushed. Abruptly Roethlisberger leaves. Stafford checks the bathroom a few minutes later to discover this titanic turd curled around the inside of the toilet. He had never seen or smelled anything like it. It was gross and repulsive.
After being offended for awhile Mathew decided not to flush the toilet, ever. He wanted to absorb that Super Bowl winning aroma as much as possible. He never has flushed it to this day. His Wife and kids are long gone. Ben's turd is imbedded there.
Sometimes Mathew Stafford will call up his high school buddy Clayton Kershaw and they just stare at this monument of a champion.

JohnThomas1 · Dec 29, 2019

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WAR01 · Apr 27, 2020

Great Thread.

WAR01 · Apr 27, 2020

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I was looking for this masterpiece the other day cheers!

andrewe · Apr 27, 2020

Larry Holmes, the silent but deadly Easton Assassin.

Thor Odinson · Apr 27, 2020

WAR01 said: ↑

I was looking for this masterpiece the other day cheers!
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It blew my mind first time I read it

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