Not since I discovered my grandfather was from Afghanistan. All along I thought he was from Sweden. Must have been the blonde hair and blue eyes.
Ohh, man, I'm very sorry to hear this. My sincerest condolences! It's just, we live our whole lives basing our masturbatory preferences in whichever direction it is that's culturally correct but then to later find out that all these countless loads were just wasted. Just wasted. My condolences