Reading through an old annual of The Onion and thought I'd share this with everyone. * Its important to keep your routine varied, If you;ve been saying "Ooooooof" everytime you lift, try switching to "Unnnggghhh". * To gain respect in the gym, bludgeon with a dumbbell the first guy who offers to trade sets with you. * Weightlifting is not just a sport for men. It is also enjoyed by many lesbos. * A good rule of thumb for bodybuilding: If no sleeved garment fits you, you can stop. * Doctors warn of the dangers of steroid abuse, so be a ***** and let some ***** doctor tell you what to do, *****. * Its true, bodybuilding is a great way to meet, terrify, and repulse the opposite sex. * Power up with a good meal of infants before doing any substantial lifting. * Keep in mind that weightlifting is a physical activity. Carrying heavy emotional baggage or any other metaphorical burden will not actually improve strength. * Remember: Flexibility is of no importance to a bodybuilder. Why turn your head when you can rotate your entire torso to achieve the same effect. * Supplement your diet with vitamin B-12, magnesium, glutamine, amino acids, horse steroids, and zinc. * If you are a female bodybuilder, concentrate on transforming your breasts into leathery slabs of rock hard muscle. Guys love that.
* its also important to know that your intelligence grows together with your muscles. People will perceive you as a smart guy if you have big muscles. * if you cant tear the yellow pages in half you're just not strong enough. Back to the gym and work even harder. * You will gain many new friends. Most notably oil and solariums. * For those extra nice-guy bodybuilders, you can now help 3 grannies at the same time to carry their shopping across the road * Raw eggs suddenly become more tasty lol meh im sure there are heaps more haha
Start from the feet and work you way up. Where are you geeting your parts from. You can get most body parts online from India and China very cheap.
I get it Leon..... Youv'e been speaking to Mick and Eddie and you have promised to biuld a Nick Riewoldt before Friday night.... Ha Ha.....you built a Cloke and look how that turned out!! Good luck...the best you could hope before Friday night might be a Rene Kink....
