BOLD Prediction: Bellew will win the story of the fight against Usyk

Usyk will end the Tony Bellew story.

 

Both boxers will combine to create a giant superboxer with flashing laser eyes and metal wings. Then the Bellusyk will rise forth and find Max Kellerman, rip his head off and parade it around the arena on a stick. This incident will mark the last time that 'story of the fight' is ever used in boxing circles, on pain of torture.

There's a ****ing narrative for you Max you utter turdbasket.

 

So, Lawrence Okolie won't get a chance to annihilate Usyk next year?

 

Just to clarify, do you mean like you'll catch your hand or foot on fire, or do you mean like you are going to engulf yourself in flames?

 

I propose a Jonestown re-enactment.

 

Stick "the story of the fight" up ya cnut.

 

Okolie is really bad. I had him beating askins who i don't rate at all either but i can def see the outcry for a dq. Tabiti beats the **** out of him!

 

I'll hold u to that lol. Anything can happen in boxing.

 

The problem with this theory is Bellew is retiring and Uysk is signed to DAZN. Hearn is invested in Uysk now and using Bellew to raise his profile in the UK, probably with Joshua in mind some time down the line. In the crazy alternate universe where Uysk needs the judges' help, he would get it. Eddie is only ever loyal to the present and future. He don't care about yesterday's men...