Box Nation to announce fight that everyone will be "shocked at"?

Thinly veiled ' you are a busker with 2 cardboard boxes'

 

I can see why people do and don't like Boxnation. What does amuse me though is Pro Punter claiming only a mug would buy it after having previously said he frequents casinos.

Now they really are for mug punters.

 

I don't actually think punter really goes to a casino though. I he does I expect he goes once a month, sneaking in a hip flask of orange squash and a clingfilm wrapped cheese sandwich which he eats in the disabled bathroom , before coming out and playing low-stakes roulette until he is thirty pounds in the hole and is forced to stop.

 

In the main yes but not if you work out the percentages :deal

 

You can imagine him being one of those sadacts who comments on HUKD, complaining about the price of anything and everything.

 

Hi mate, please can you hit me up with your special techniques to get the edge over the house? Cheers

 

That guy has let you up for air

Get sucking

 

You need to study mathematics at an advanced level - that is why I live in a 7 figure property in Hammersmith and you live in a tent .

One tip - check the prior outcomes, quickly work out the probabilities and bingo.

 

Serious question, are you an autist? The picture I am getting is of Rain Man!

 

Are you claiming to count cards?

 

'Studying mathematics at an advanced level'

 

I can see it now. Everyone wearing dinner jackets and bow ties, the lighting is low, the mega-rich are mingling with political power brokers, beautiful women sipping champagne.. watching their oligarch partners play big-stakes Baccarat.

But wait, what's this?! A total autist has just turned up, having snuck in through the staff entrance! Here he comes now, wheeling down the disabled ramp, shirt hanging out and honking loudly! He is screaming..screaming about someone called Frank , and about the cost of boxing?! People stop and heads turn.. Security move in and grab ProPunters wheelchair and bundle him out a side entrance....

 

True story..

 

Are you Eddie Hitler or Richard Richard?