So we’re 15 in and just realized that Jack Johnson, the Galveston Giant — a heavyweight of note in the first couple of decades of the 20th century — hasn’t been mentioned yet. I’ll rectify that now.
Jack Johnson fought Jim Johnson. So that was Johnson and Johnson. Apparently also, Jack Johnson wrapped his Johnson in gauze to make it look bigger. So that was Big Johnson and Lil Johnson.
Jack Johnson liked speed. We all know his association with automobiles and lust for fast driving - something that sadly lead to his ultimate demise. However, I don’t recall ever hearing of Jack going up in an Aeroplane. Could Jack have been afraid of flying? At any rate, in very outlandish, Young Ones-esque fashion, introducing a highly underrated song by INXS, Johnson’s Aeroplane: - This content is protected