Boxing fights medley - who wins each fight and why, in one sentence...

Pavlik taken out in a round, yeah yeah yeah, Dawson taken out in round 7, oh my ****in' god, Mr. Bute removed after being grinded down in a close battle, OHHH YEAHHHH, Mr. Bute raped ever so viciously by the Viking man, sing my song children, Mr. Bute outboxed decisively by that fur wearing ****bag, yeah yeah yeah hear those prarie winds, fraud Jermain Taylor losing 8-4 to Mr. Bute and Kessler knocking out that fur wearing Dawson in 5 ever so perfectly, joy, Pavlik getting taken out in 1 round again baby!.... Taylor bruta-LISED and they all wiiiiiish, they was Yuriorkis Gamboa!

 

Since when does lame Pavlik have a great chin?

 

Dawson has more power than Jermain Taylor. Glen Johnson = Iron jaw.

Taylor seemed to hurt Pavlik pretty good, having him thrown around like a big, sloppy, ragdoll for about a minute in the 2nd round of their first fight.

And you predict Kessler to KO Dawson, but not a lesser fighter with a lesser chin in Pavlik?

Dawson didn't go down against Johnson, was hurt, but that's not as bad as going down vs. Taylor, who couldn't put away much smaller JMW's and took 9 rounds to TKO a guy whom Vargas disposed of in 5 a division below.

Plus, Dawson is much larger.

 

Pavlik v. Dawson - Pavlik cannot fight on the inside and will have to fight on the outside where he is at a bad speed, timing and accuracy disadvatange. Pavlik would have to back Dawson up and try to get him on the ropes where he can land his right hand or drag Chad into a midrange war. Dawson breakes pavlik down from the outside and stops him late - Dawson Late Tko after overcoming a couple of rough spots.

Diaconu v. Dawson - Dawson stays on the outside and doesn't engage, he will slice through Diaconu's poor defence with accurate combos. Dawson better not fight up-close though. - Dawson TKO

Bute v. Andrade - This is a real tough one, Bute would go through hell and doesn't really have much to keep Adrade off him. I think Bute will overcome some tough times and use movement to try and offset Andrade's awkward offence- Bute very close UD(Andrade could definately win this)

Bute v. Kessler - Kessler hits ahrder, has better timing, defence and is overall just superior - Kessler wide UD

Bute v. Dawson - Bute is is to tentative, doesn't hit hard enough and is at a bad stylistic disadvatage - Dawson UD

Kessler v. Dawson - I agree Kessler will take advatange of Dawson's defencive deficencies and check his chin- Kessler TKO

Kessler v. Pavlik - Bad style for PAvlik and i think he'll get outboxed and worn down - Kessler TKO

Kessler v. Taylor - Bad style for Taylor, Kessler is a far more refined boxer version of Pavlik - Kessler TKO

 

Oh damn didn't notice the 1 sentence bitatsch