boxing migrant comes to aussie..

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  1. sallywinder

    sallywinder Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    A beautiful fairy appeared one day to
    a destitute refugee claimant outside the Perth immigration
    offices.



    'My good man,' the fairy said,
    'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since
    you just arrived in Australia with your wife and three
    children.'



    The man told the fairy. 'Well, where
    I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new
    teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked
    at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING! -- he
    had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!



    'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'



    The refugee claimant now got bolder.
    'I need a big house with a three car garage in Nedlands
    with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee
    relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring
    them all over here..



    ' PING! - In the distance there
    could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a
    long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ , overlooking the
    river.
    'One more wish', said the
    fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.



    I want to be like an Australian with
    Australian clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap
    instead of this turban.



    And I want to have white skin like
    Australians.



    'PING! - The man was transformed,
    wearing worn out jeans, an Eagles T-shirt and a Billabong
    baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
    disappeared from the horizon..



    'What happened to my new teeth?'
    he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'



    The fairy said 'Tough luck,
    Dick-head, Now that you are a Ozzie, you have to fend for
    yourself.'
    And she disappeared!
     
  2. MSTR

    MSTR More Speed Than Roy!!!!! Full Member

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    Teke, if you are running a worst thread for the end of year competition, this would have to come close...
     
  3. MSTR

    MSTR More Speed Than Roy!!!!! Full Member

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  4. sallywinder

    sallywinder Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    arent you dogging out on a bet mstr? werent you supposed to **** OFF for a while?
     
  5. Marcus

    Marcus Boxing Junkie banned

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    Yeah Roy, **** off for a year or more ok :deal
     
  6. MSTR

    MSTR More Speed Than Roy!!!!! Full Member

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    Fail. I had an avatar bet, hence the avatar. Try again.
     
  7. sallywinder

    sallywinder Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    yep...cotto DOGGED IT..
     
  8. MSTR

    MSTR More Speed Than Roy!!!!! Full Member

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    Your recent obsession with me is becoming a bit unhealthy. Maybe you should see someone??
     
  9. Dr Gonzo

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  10. pecks

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    Worst. Thread. Ever.

    Go kill yourself Sally!
     
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  12. pecks

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  13. Machine

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    Jesus christ Sallywinder, what the **** is that? Is that supposed to be political satire? Did you make it up? It doesn't even really make sense. That is the most embarrassingly lame collection of sentences I think I've ever seen. How unfortunate for you that it was on public forum recorded on the internet forever, rather than on a napkin or something.
     
  14. sallywinder

    sallywinder Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    there is a hidden meaning in every sentence....i thought you genius's would pick it up.......
     
  15. Dr Gonzo

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