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Gender is just another word for sex that’s derived from the same Latin word genitalia is. Gender was a word long before all this woke non binary nonsense.
I see Steve Bunce is getting hammered for trying to gaslight people by now claiming he never defended Imane Khelif beating up women, declared him a hero for it and called people bigots for pointing he's clearly a bloke who should do a simple test to prove otherwise. Imagine going back just a few years and trying explain this madness to people.
If you put 100 women and 100 men on a deserted island, in 100 years you would return and see a thriving society. If you put 100 men and 100 trans women on a deserted island and returned 100 years later. You would find the remains of 200 men.
What do you think would happen if you put 100 Eddie Hearns and 100 trans women on a deserted island and came back in two years?
Oh absolutely. Within a week, all 100 Hearns have branded the island Matchroom Survival, launched 37 separate promotions, and are cutting coconuts in half for weigh-ins. They’re selling back the trans women’s own camp supplies as “VIP survival packages” and offering early-bird rates on fireside access. By year two? It’s civil war. The Hearns have splintered into factions—DAZN Hearn, Transfighter Hearn, Island Fight Camp Hearn—arguing over shell-based purse splits and demanding ringwalks to the fishing hole. They’re still promoting Fire vs Water III—without a working fire. He’d sell anything back, no doubt. But by year three, 98% of the remaining Hearns will have chopped their own peckers off just to fit in—reduced to island versions of Frank Smith and Parsons, fetching coconuts, nodding along, and playing Man Friday while the trans women run clean water, stable leadership, and an actually functioning society. The last Hearn? Sunburnt, half-naked, hallucinating into the ocean, whispering, “Just one PPV… one Trans AJ… and it’s game changed…” And as the tide rolls in, with no one listening— he quietly debates eating his own pecker to stay relevant.
You would find 100 men that still cannot box nor entertain despite 100 years of training. The only certainty is Tony Bellew would be on the island talking to a volleyball with a bloody handprint of AJ on it.
Two years in and still can’t land a single Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hook. Bellew’s cross-legged on driftwood, whispering to a weathered volleyball named AJilson — “I just want to be left alone and get home safe to me wife and kids…” While filming the whole thing for Deserted: The Bellew Island Diaries, streaming exclusively on DAZN and anywhere he can launch a pity ploy for attention — all while still talking up and guarding what’s left of Hearn’s pecker from the increasingly unforgiving trans natives.