Boxing Wars...!!!

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by moparfan, Sep 7, 2015.


  1. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    The answer to all of your questions is yes, with the exception of face reading hurting that is. It's completely painless. Guruji guarantees that.

    The lady of which you speak has fallen foul of a black magic curse aka voodoo, kala jadoo or witchcraft and she needs black magic healing with a black magic removal spell. Guruji charges £251.00 and upwards for this procedure.

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  2. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Absolutely hauntingly beautiful such manliness, I so love sheer brutality, it moves me to my core.
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  3. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    Her race has nothing to do with this...!!!

    Look Adolf, I don't know what your views are, but Ima not racist. Everyone is equal in my eyes and heart, except CST80, he's just a lost cause...!!!

    If you are to take my money, I want the job done MY WAY, no exceptions, otay...???

    The face reading, I want it painful and lots of bleeding. Then I want you to trace your finger through my blood and spell out alphabetically my life in the following criterias:

    Love
    Financial Wealth
    Weight
    Hot Wing Eating Contest Probability of winning
    The age I will die


    When do I give you my credit card info...???
     
  4. CST80

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  5. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    :good
     
  6. CST80

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  7. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol:

    Guruji agrees to your demands but there will be an additional charge on top of his usual fee for this though. He requires 7500 x chicken jalfrezis curry 7500 x rogan josh curry, 15,000 x pilau rice, 15,000 x keema naan and 20,000 x papadums.

    PM me your bank details and your address now and I will send you the details of the address I want you to send the food to.

    Don't blame CST80 for his failings he's an Aries with his moon in Sagittarius and Pluto in Venus. He didn't stand a chance from the get-go, especially given the fact he was raised by a Capricorn tranny who has Mars in Taurus.
     
  8. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :nono

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  9. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    I ate a Mars bar in a Ford Taurus..does that make me a tranny...??? :think
     
  10. CST80

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    I was trying to go with a less obvious choice.:bart
     
  11. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    lol No but your lifelong curiosity regarding experimenting with chicks with ****s will get the better of you one day. Guruji has seen a vision of it. :hey
     
  12. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Both are good, Eubank vs Calzaghe was better though, IMO.
     
  13. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    Sent you the info...:hey
     
  14. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    You're right but I figured someone else would possibly post it.
     
  15. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    Its been six fricking minutes, answer me already...:twisted: