Brock losing 12 inches of colon

that joke was really rude, but I still laughed out loud!

 

whatever with your bleeding heart. you only know about his condition because hes a famous dude. AND, hes famous for being arrogant, cocky, pompous, and basically, an *******! how do you know i havent suffered from a condition that was and is life threatening? what about your neighbor?

in my opinion, karma is a *****. this dude came across as an ******* time and time again. he belittled opponents and made a mockery of the sport he was a champion in (how many top ranked fighters have you seen cry...literally CRY when theyve been punched in the face? Total bully move). you cant expect to make jokes of everyone around you only to ask for sympathy when you need it. you reap what you sow.

either way, just take the joke as what it was intended to be...a JOKE. not a great one, but one that illustrates rather well the IRONY of the situation Brock finds himself in. honestly, before he cried, i liked the guy, and wanted him to win, but dont come looking for sympathy when you have never offered any, at least publicly, in the past.

 

theres a few open minded people even here in the mma forum. a few have found the joke amusing. unfortunately for yourself, and a few others, you are incapable of recognizing a sense of humour other than what you personally find attractive. i think golden girls is a funny show. do i watch it? no, not my 'cup of tea' so to speak, but who am i to impose my beliefs on others? go ahead, enjoy golden girls. bea arthur, betty white, etc are all accomplished comediennes, but i would rather watch stand-up comedy. in fact, you critiqueing my 'joke' reminds me a lot of the guy the joke is about. bullying your beliefs on others. you dont like the joke, go away. do you make fun of people that like richard pryor (pre and/or post visit to Africa)? how about seinfeld or friends or David Haye fans? i dont care if you think im funny or not. i dont care that your writing skills are as eloquent as an elephant in a tutu. but dont impose your will on others, and assume your opinions are more important than everyone elses. thats the problem with bullies like you and brock, you think in absolutes. you dont like something, so nobody else can. unfortunately, all bullies get theirs. just ask brock as he convalesces.

i also would bet that brock himself would be the first to recognize the irony of the ******* removing joke. if you cant laugh at yourself, what else is there to laugh at? humility goes a long way.

 

you dont even have a clue where that joke has been told, the reception it has received, and the whole genesis of it. youre probably most likely jealous you didnt think of it yourself. envy is one of the 7 deadly sins, dontcha know? stew in that stoo

 

not trying to be funnier than anyone, my condescending friend. just trying to inject some irony, albeit in an off colour way, into this situation. maybe i just felt jaded at watching ufc 130? big country looking more like willie nelson than an mma fighter will do that to a nukka

 

why dont you tell me about yours? or at least the amount of your childhood you have actually lived through. should i come back and ask you about the whole duration in a few years, when youve reached adolescence maybe?

 

not too sure what that sentence was about, but if you feel you made a 'twat' of yourself in public, then i concur.
i even gave us a way out of this, but you had to inject infantile sarcasm into the discussion with your question of my childhood.