Brock losing 12 inches of colon

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by macp1, May 29, 2011.


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  1. macp1

    macp1 Guest

    only because i was challenged by stoo, than piece of **** scurlar. it was intended to be a passing ironic joke on a person that in my eyes is larger than life. just like michael jackson jokes or any other celebrity joke. i didnt intend for it to be reaching 4 ****in pages. i just have an issue with self-rightouesness that takes me over when i witness it. i feel the same way about many govt agencies that enforce laws based on what they think is good for people and whats not. it's big brother syndrome.
    stoo and scurlar could have just posted lame joke, gay joke, or whatever, and who woulda cared? but when they take up such issue...its hard to avoid a fight
     
    macp1, May 31, 2011
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  2. Stoo

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    It's still a terrible joke
     
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  3. macp1

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    not sure why anyone that didnt like it couldnt just say that and move on. its not even particularly a funny joke, even in my opinion. for me, it was good for maybe a 3 second chuckle, more due to the irony of it than anything else. but whatever. some people will always feel they are better than everyone else, and their opinion is the only one that matters
     
    macp1, May 31, 2011
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  4. Stoo

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    My girlfriend is so random. Just the other day she bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
     
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  5. scurlaruntings

    scurlaruntings ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    BLA BLA BLA BLA :lol::lol: The irony!!

    This content is protected
     
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  6. greathamza

    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zqL5GXe_s&feature=feedrec_grec_index[/ame]
     
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  7. scurlaruntings

    scurlaruntings ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    Still a **** joke though isn't it. :lol:
     
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  8. macp1

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    you really are an *******. is that from you, that steaming turd? or is that your kid? it probably is, i notice the resemblance. do those looks come from your mothers side?
     
    macp1, May 31, 2011
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  9. Stoo

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    When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

    And then I saw her face.
     
    Stoo, May 31, 2011
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  10. macp1

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    it was a joke indirectly about ****, youre right.
     
    macp1, May 31, 2011
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  11. Stoo

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    What do you call a German gynaecologist?

    Hans Upperkunt
     
    Stoo, May 31, 2011
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  12. macp1

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    the pasta joke seemed kinda original? whered u hear it? the ******* joke was just something that came to my mind reading the other post. if your head wasnt so far up ur own *******, you might even see the irony behind it. however, based on shitlar, i dont believe he comprehends the meaning of the word. you can always go back to school shitlar, ya know? but maybe take ESL, that way youll get a nice 2.0
     
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  13. Stoo

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    Did you know Craig David is going to be involved in the 2012 Olympics Archery competition?

    He's going to be the bow selector.
     
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  14. greathamza

    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

    The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

    Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

    Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

    The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

    Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
     
    greathamza, May 31, 2011
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  15. macp1

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    lol, thats great
     
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