This is arguably the funniest thing anybody has ever said EVER. And yes, just in case you were unsure, this truly WAS thread worthy. You made the correct decision. I am just PMing the mods right now, who I believe will agree with me that this thread needs to be a sticky.
this is the GOAT post....please make it a stickey his left eye, his right eye and his 'eye'BF title......hahahahahahahahhahaa....i love it
... and also because the OP just started a troll thread ("Is GGG on roids?"). That being said, this was quite funny to be honest.
Massive props for this thread start. You sir, are a ray of sunsh-eye-ne in this otherwise dark, slimy rathole of a forum.