Build the all-time worst fighter

Discussion in 'Classic Boxing Forum' started by smiffy, Aug 29, 2008.


  1. chatty

    chatty Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Chin - Amir Khan

    Speed - Jarrell Miller

    Style - Sam Eggington

    Power - Paulie Malignaggi

    Stamina - David Price

    Heart - Victor Ortiz

    Size - Jimmy Wilde

    Reach - Gary Russell Jnr

    Personality - Adrien Broner

    Trainer - Joe Gallagher (not that I think he's the worst trainer but probably has the worst style for this abomination of a boxer I am creating)

    Additional - IQ of of a Khan/Ortiz hybrid, eye sockets of Kell Brook, skin of Ricky Hatton and his referee of choice is Steve Smoger.
     
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  2. BCS8

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    I happen to have a video of the world's worst fighter in action:

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  3. NoNeck

    NoNeck Pugilist Specialist

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    Chin: Michael Bennet
    Speed: Goofi
    Style: Dillion Whyte-Maussa hybrid
    Power: Cuenca
    Stamina: Price
    Heart: Tor Hamer
    Size: Marciano
    Reach: Marciano
    Personality: Ibeabuchi
    Trainer: Norman Stone
    Additional: Demarcus Corley’s skirt
     
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  4. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    This guy might actually be worse.
     
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  5. BCS8

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    Fuggin hell. He is worse! Kudos, I lift my hat to you while wondering what hell you had to trawl through to find that.
     
  6. 2piece

    2piece Well-Known Member Full Member

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    There are guys who are 0-25 that are definitely worse than anyone who the rest of you have created. You could always throw Zelenoff in there though.
     
  7. surfinghb

    surfinghb Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    LOL !!! Do you think he leaves himself open for the uppercut?? Could you imagine if Foreman landed one
     
  8. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    I've heard of some countries faking records, by filming fake fights, given no one is watching this apparent pro boxing, I suspect it's not on the level and being used to pad the records of fighters.

    His record is actually worse than Eric Crumble's, though you can't top the name Crumble. (I've heard Crumble might have been Reggie Strickland taking dives, but no idea what that's based on).

    I actually didn't find him myself, someone else mentioned him.
     
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  9. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    That Foremanesque speed...
     
  10. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Yeah, the worst guy probably doesn't have the skills of a professional contender. Michael Grant's chin is a lot better than some random 150 pound guy's off the street.

    The worst guys competing in something resembling a professional ring can probably be found on the "worst boxers of all time" compilations. That mullet guy who fired punches like a cat batting a toy, or "the Shadow" who spent the whole fight running in a 90s toughman competition, were probably the worst we have available. Peter Courtney is also pretty awful, as professional "heavyweights" go.
     
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  11. Glass City Cobra

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    Chin - sadam ali

    Speed -robert guerrero

    Style - ruslan provodnikov

    Power -tim bradley

    Stamina - butterbean

    Heart - andrew golota

    Size - john ruiz

    Reach - guillermo rigondioux

    Personality - ike ibeabuchi

    Trainer - reuben guerrero

    Additional - defense of arturo gatti
     
  12. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    Didn't he basically just lie his way into that fight with Corbett?

    I guess given the format they didn't want something competitive anyway, and they probably wanted someone cheap.
     
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  13. NoNeck

    NoNeck Pugilist Specialist

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    Rigondeaux has the same reach as Nonito Donaire or Rocky Marciano.

    Robert Guerrero was also pretty sharp until he started brawling late in his career.
     
  14. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    As one of the biographies put it, Courtney was "knocked out on cue", so yes, Courtney's incompetence was a good thing for the Edison company.
     
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  15. PernellSweetPea

    PernellSweetPea Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    why not just say it Reggie Strickland. Was that his name? I am impressed by the amount of fights he had,but he sure lost a lot.