Call me crazy, but here's what I think Wladimir should do..

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by OklahomaHoss, Apr 16, 2009.


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  1. OklahomaHoss

    OklahomaHoss Active Member Full Member

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    Since Haye's running his mouth so much, and trotting out the pictures of beheaded Klitschko brothers and so on, if I were Wlad...

    I'd beat the living hell out of Haye for a solid 12 rounds, stopping myself from KOing him when I saw that he was a bout to fall. Just stop punching, let the beaten fool compose himself, get his legs back, then go back to just ****ing pummelling him. Do this for all 12 rounds. Then near the end of the fight, let Haye land a jab or something and when he does, take a knee and let the ref count you out.

    Why? Well, Haye said that would plan to go after Vitali if he makes it past Wlad. I say, beat Haye to within an inch of his life for 12 rounds, then give him the win. Then, let Vitali beat him for another 12 rounds but this time finish the show with a massive ko.

    Sure it'd technically be a loss for Wlad, but it'd be a small price to pay to **** Haye up for 12 solid rounds, and then let your brother do the same thing. I'd do it in a second.

    Besides, everyone watching the fight would know you were beating him and playing with him all fight long, and they'd know what your motivation would be for doing what you did.

    And just in case people were like "What hell did you do that for, Wladimir?", He could say, well, I wanted the pleasure of beating this big mouth for as long as I could, and I felt it would be the least I could to let my brother do the same. If I won the fight, I'd be denying Vitali the chance to do that.

    I would love that.
     
    OklahomaHoss, Apr 16, 2009
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  2. OklahomaHoss

    OklahomaHoss Active Member Full Member

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    Oh come on, it'd be ****ing brilliant!
     
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  3. TommyV

    TommyV Loyal Member banned

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    I think Wlad has better things to do than take advice from a ***.

    No offence Hoss, it's just a **** idea.

    And he won't make it to the 12th.
     
    TommyV, Apr 16, 2009
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  4. OklahomaHoss

    OklahomaHoss Active Member Full Member

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    **** you, it's a great idea. What's more satisying than seeing some loudmouth who runs his mouth all the time get his face beat in for 24 rounds?

    And the fact that you had to toss out the "f" word just shows how ****ing pathetic you are. Easy to call people names when you can hide behind a montor, isnt it?
     
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  5. millertime1367

    millertime1367 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    If either fighter takes such a beating, towels will be thrown....Wlad wants to punish Haye for 12 rounds before knocking him out, but personally i dont see any trainer letting there fighter sustain a consistent beating for 12 rounds

    This fight will be exciting and Wlad will end it in the middle rounds
     
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  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I think that even if he [Haye] loses, if the Klits want, they have the option to fight Haye again, and then one more time.
     
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  7. newrp01

    newrp01 Active Member Full Member

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    Dude, it's heavyweight boxing, you don't play around. Box and wear him down to a TKO in the 4th round. He looks overrated and Wlad collects his payday. That's it.
     
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  8. TommyV

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    Just the reaction I was looking to provoke. Thank you sir.

    And for the interest of science, is your index finger bigger than your ring finger or vice versa?
     
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  9. RUSKULL

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    You're right, I don't think Haye can take Wlad's punches for a full 12 rounds.....................Haye gets KO'd in 5, maybe even less.
     
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  10. RUSKULL

    RUSKULL Loyal Member banned

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    Exactly, no need to worry about prolonging the punishment.
     
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  11. TommyV

    TommyV Loyal Member banned

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    You're right, Haye couldn't take Wlad's punches consistently for 12 rounds Whether Wlad gets given the opportunity is a different matter. Haye KO5. And the new undisputed Heavyweight Champion Of The World! Heavyweight boxing needs Haye to lighten it up. It has long been boxing glamour division and it needs a personality to light it up. Wlad & Vitali are the reason boxing is dying and UFC is taking over. Haye is on a mission to save it.

    :smoke
     
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  12. BlueApollo

    BlueApollo Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It's a weird idea, but honestly, seeing that kind of sadism out of Wlad would be refreshing.
     
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  13. FINITO

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    This might be the greatest upset since Tyson/Douglas.
     
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  14. Brick-Top

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    Its a shame vlads not good enough do that isnt it :thumbsup
     
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  15. JL Fighter

    JL Fighter Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I like it.
     
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